Forbidden & Permissible

Today lesson totally gone case!

I catch no testicles balls! Just when I was about to give up, my kind hearted team member send me a short note and I use one sentence with 10 words during my presentation. Thanks man!

Have to use the sickening application come out with the protein and I am proud to say…I manage to come out this colorful protein! I am so delighted!

:: Structural Biology is a very man module!::

My mum bought me a tie to suit my black uniform.

Mum:”The tie nice hor!”
Me, without even bother to admire how colorful the tie is: “Errr…yar”

It was until today I notice the tie and it is…

::KINKY::

“Waaaa that is the most slut pic I ever seen”
“I am going to print screen put on forum”
” You just mastubate?”

OK WHATEVER! YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL CROOKED MINDED!

” Thank you”
” SORRY! Don’t don’t I change back dp”
” F*** your bolster”

Anyway, ever play facebook?

:: Vampire Mistress is so hot!!!::

Ladies and gentlemen…let us welcome the true identity of the vampire mistress…
(Get ready a plastic bag and do close the blog if you are eating)
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:: She is a transexual::

Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, and things. You CAN’T use your name for the boy/girl name. Nothing made up!

Your name: Clarence
Four words: Cabbage, Careful, Cock, Citrosis
State/country: China
Boy Name: Christopher
Girl Name: Christina
Occupation: Chef
Something you can wear: Calvin Klein Underwear
Something found in a kitchen: Cans of Baked Beans
Something you shout: CXXX BXXX
Something you do at school: Careful
Name of an animal: Chi hwa hwa
Name of a drink: Chivas
Name a holiday: Children Day
Name a body part: Cock

Yesterday after work went met up with the Akatsuki celebrate on the member’s birthday.
Happy Birthday Ting Zhen!

:: The petite Ray must be feeling damn sad!::

As promised earlier, daddy bought back 4 DA ZHA XIE, also known as the Hairy crabs! It cost 70 dollars per crab in a famous chinese restaurant and I am considered quite lucky get to eat it at home =)

It cost 170 dollars if we bought back 6 small crabs and cook ourself!

What makes this season crabs expensive? This crab only grow in fresh water lake in China and one can cost 1000 buck per crab,depends on clean the “shrine” is.

Anyway, it is not difficult to prepare the delicate crustaceans…

:: Boil the Herb::

:: Cover it with a stand::

:: Wash the crab::
:: Followed by placing the crab on the stand and let the hot steam penetrate every angle of the crab::

TA DA!

:: You got yourself lovely crabs::

:: The only crab you get to eat the eggs! I am eating the male one which have fewer eggs than the female::

:: Snatch some eggs from the female crab, notice the different?::

:: Decided to try the meat…just poke ass through the leg::

:: The Ginger Tea is a good combination::

:: Another crab for me::

:: The meat is succintly sweet, ever tasted lobster? Sweeter than lobster =)::

Alright, I sense people are jealous of how fortunate I am get to eat the rare jewels… please don’t slap me ok ( i got serious bad complexion soon)

Monday blue…

:: The frog is sleeping ::

:: Same as majority of the class ( this person is not me) ::

After 6 days of working none stop without enough sleep, finally I got chance to recharge myself on that faithful Friday

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Welcome back Boy-slut!

ROAR!!!!

Being a Camwhore is so in

STOP IT! YOU GAY!Anyway went out with yong sheng watch Stardust! A movie must to watch! Rating 4/5

Outside HMV I saw mok mok who wave hi to me

Lastly, I bought Jay’s Album! 9/10 songs are nice! Worth the money!

Tomorrow is one of the Akatsuki member’s birthday, looking forward to it!

-off to sleep-

Met with lots of unhappiness before the camp start, but after facilitate a group of fun loving teens, my mood had become lots better. In fact, I miss them more than the camp. haha!

1) First time being a camp instructor

The main reason I am joining this camp is not about the pay but wanted to learn things like how to manage a camp, how to become a good camp instructor and have fun. Sadly, I am always those shy and introvert follower, never have chance to be those dominant and extrovert leader.

“Can you have some sense of urgency!” I feel like shouting at top of my lungs to the camper but too bad I don’t have the courage.

Anyway, I make a wise choice working with Ray, guiding this wonderful group of people.

They call themself Akatsuki!

Not this

But this (counting out the malay girls)

With the facililator, without me. Don’t look at the top right corner

Can somebody send me a namelist of the campers! ARGH!! I got serious short term memory, can’t remember all thier names! Better than they call me, “The HIV” ROAR!!!!

Two helpful chinese girls: Sweeping the floor, I remember. LOL! Very ‘On’ people.
Ah Fan: Sibeh active
Johnathan: Mr horny
Malay guy (Khairi): Sing Ai wo bie zhou
Purple hair (Kan feng): Vist bah bok with Mr horny
Wear spec boy (brian): Talkative
Tall guy (Yi chew): Tall
An adorable secondary 2 kids: When he roll on the floor and his taling all this sibeh cute lah! HAHAHAHHA! I can’t stop laughing!

Seeing them remind me of how boring my secondary school life is! When I am secondary three, there is no anime and the only online game available is gunbound!

Ice-breaking game : Wack-o and some kuku life story whatever. It prove to be a fun one when nobody bother to smack me! Roar! All of them share the same hobby, playing maplestory and watching naruto!

A-hem, hardcore naruto fan here =D

Maplestory? I am one of those “chionger” maple pioneer when Maplestroy just started in Singapore ( beta version). If i remember correctly, my user id is very gay : Winterboy! And the first character I played is a warrior.
After quiting it, I join again playing as cleric, Narutofreak!

Chioning game then is so in! I can sit infront my lappy for 24 hours without eye close casting magical claw on cute monsters and hopping the EXP bar faster filled up.

After quting it again LOL!, I join again playing mapleglobal as bowman in cassopia, Xiao Rong Bao. Sadly, I never reached level 100 and quit again -.-

OK! FORGET ABOUT The No LIFE then!!! I rather invest my time now leading a high end life before enter Hell (NS)!

*Thanks to ray who do the first saying and turn “on” thier potential team spirit.

2nd first time: Visit Haunted hotspots in Singapore

Too bad, never have a chance visit Old changi hospital! Trust me, my heart is trembling hard when walking along the dark road beside Old camp and Old commando Barracks. I don’t even dare to look into the buildings

While we were existing from the nightmares, a sudden flashlight suddenly shine on us!Walking towards us are three blur figures of green. They were wearing hat and carry what look like a spear towards us…

JAPANSESE SOLDIERS SPRIT!

*SCREAM*

They are actually security guards who chase us off from there! Really scary loh!!! Wearing hat some more! AHHHHHHH!!

What to do if a hordes of japanese soldiers marching towards you?
1) Run back ( Probably, the ghost will chase you)
2) Run into the haunted barracks (The japanse solders follow you in as they were having meeting)
3)Stand there freeze while they march past you! ( I will cry man! Blood and decompose smell linger around you)

Wisest method!

Say konichiwa to them

What happen if ray was holding on to her toy monkey, MoMo then?

“The solders will throw MoMo in the sky and *CHAAAA* spear the monkey and holding it like a flag pole. The next group of daredevils will see a floating MoMo walking around in the darkness before they realise is the japanse general holding on.”

Sad enough, the kids never have the chance to visit them =( Despite that, at least they got took part in the blindfolded mission!
You are not seeing things.

Water spilling game! Poor Serene kana it most! HAHHAA!
Mud-water duh
Whoever reach last will kana splashed by the other team

The kids planning their strategies

3) First time doing low class job!

Our group have come out with wonderful skit but too bad they didn’t get to perform at plaza singapura! Trust me, they really have the courage and mentality doing skit infront the public!

The plan have changed to distributing some ugly shopping bag! Argh! Totally piss me off when I have to do thise kind of Low class thing, especially when my name boldly encrested on my back! Shit you!



4) Bah boks are so pretty!

Worry about why my two group members, Mr horny and Purple hair never came back, the only awake me and cheng zhe decided to venture to changi village check what is going on

This is my first time went to changi village during mid night mingle around with the bah bok! Trust me, you go there once, you will never dare to go there anymore! It is even scarier than going to the haunted place!

“Boy, boy,boy,boy,boy…” two of them keep calling me! ARGHHHHHHHH!! SCREAMM! I WANT TO ESCAPE FROM THERE without getting cornered!

SWAY SWAY! When me and cheng zhe walking back, torrental rain set in! The most digusting and horrible thing…me and him got stranded at a deserted bus stop! AHHHH!!!Even more disgusting than bah bok calling me.

But it is better than you got stranded alone when just few meters away is Old changi hospital, old commando barracks and the Devil camp.

5) Teaching the kids about STD!
Due to heavy prior knowlege about STD, I was tasked to came out with the problem statement. Me and ray have a wonderful time gossiping with our group instead.

At least, not as brazen and unglam as him.

Lastly, the only good food we ate…

Let the picture of the bungalow we stayed in serve as the relic of our precious moments together in this 3 days 2 night!

It pains my heart when some one I respected most actually hate me!

and yes…YOU YOU YOU YOU! HOW DARE YOU SAY I am useless to the campers! Er hem…

Motherfuckerfatassochaocheebyenehnehduadualiatbullshitljgot syphilis!

I was flabbergasted when my supervisor asked me work with shui huat at mens formal wear department!

Tell you guys, I regret alot when I never help my mum do housework! I am a “shao Ye’ become a loser

1) Don’t know how to measure collar width even though so many people teach me. A japanese customer scold me loh say I anyhow measure
2) Foldng shirt back to the package is difficult! I have a hard time figuring out how to flow the sleeve in even though so many people say it is easy, got line to follow
3) I managed to close 2 sales. One of the sales, i run around finding fitting room for the customer…hell man! i caught some aunty sales promoter glaring at me! Reason? I never wait with the customer at the fitting room! Luckily, the customer is not one of those expect service

Right now, I am traning how to button and unbutton shirt within 10 seconds! * I use 30 seconds now* and 15 seconds to unwrap the clothes out from the package ( I took 1 minute now)

Alas, I saw many ajs at the underwear department! Errr Argh! I want serve them!

Wait wait! forget to mention..there is a hot babe working just next to me. From NYP, business management and she keep laughing at me appraently at my noobness

Oh yar! time constraint…there is a subaru competion going on! will upload picture when i come back! Buai!!!

I AM OFF TO CAMPING from monday to wednesday! Can earn 150 bucks! Teach those secondary school students about STD, WTH! And thursday happy depavallu working full shift (9.30 to 9.30) -.-

Bad english sorry cause I am in a rush!

ADVERT!Jay Chou Where are You??

If you are crazy fan of this veteran singer yet newb movie director, you will notice his style of singing has changed! Well…The only similarity, every album of his have his china accent song and as usual, unique and captivating.

The feeling after I got after listen his whole album? Soothing and juvenile!

There is no more rap song ( only 1 but not that ‘heavy’ duh)! So sit back and enjoy!

Ironically, the new look of my mp3 player is a punk theme

Alas, I am no longer that free anymore! I am working on weekend as a underwear sales promoter! Tomorrow is my first day of job! Damn nervous! Thus, Camwhoring me wear formal to pump up my confidence haha

The first shirt is a “motivating” gift from my supervisor. The latter is my cousin bought wrong size and gave it to my father which end up, me wearing -.-

What obstacles will I face in sales? What kind of nasty customer I will met? So many thoughts now!

Wish me luck!

The two person who have the 1) the most positive and 2) the most negative impact on my life.

Keep it short.

People who are the shining beacon in my life are those who guide me, accept me, change me and like me.

People who have negative impact on my life are those who hurt me and criticise me.

My answer?

I find it very gay to keep mention his name, as if he is my only friend, yeap! Shui huat has the most positive impact on my life! The precocious him taught me alot life practical things.

I start working part time job since secondary three.
I gave up that impossible dream to become a singer and famous actor.
There are lots more which I can type till next morning!

As for negative impacts, are insulting remarks from some girls I met in my life. It somehow lead to expression of the dark gene in my body. I have almost totally lost confidence on loving a girl.

Still, back to beacon of light, there are girls who pulled me out from the darkness.

Ha! Smirk! My life is so sophisticated.