Forbidden & Permissible

After 4 years breaking up with my that particular “unglam” first date, I am considered either a shy dater or I am just too damn indecisive. My last date ended with me in the toilet, squating infront the well-polished ivory toilet bowl vomiting out my 3 days dinner.

How could she liked someone who is a senile ( talked to himself) and worst, uglier than me 1000 times! Eee yucks!!! All this results friends laughing at me throughout our 3 months relationship! Alas, i feel damn horrible when I realise I actually dared to hug a Golem at Esplanade then!

:: MapleStory Golem::

Better put aside my horrendous reminiscent

I have come to realize that being single is a lot like being at a buffet, there is a smorgasbord of single types to choose from, they come in all shapes, interests and sizes, there are the big ones, the Washing Board Ones, the bitchy ones, the tall, the sporty ones, Chanel perfume smelling ones, the ones you wish to spend your entire life with, etc.

ADVERT OF MYSELF!!!

Whoever and ever have crushes or naughty thoughts on me…which category I belong to? Hmm…

If your guy likes being under the sun, getting pumped, rocking hard and having a large wooden stick in his hands, then you are dating “The Dragon Boater”. The Dragon Boater is a new breed of fitness fanatic; he is an average fit, tanned guy that gyms on the weekdays but come the weekends he is out there slapping on some tanning lotion, wearing the team colors, huffing, pumping and training for the next regatta.

TA DA! I am not the dragon Boater! Seriously, I am so jealous of thier muscular physique. But hey! Would you ever wanted to spend your romantic days with a hardcore sports addict!“Sorry, I got no time for dinner as I am too tired after the hell traning”
“I would rather you buy me a pair of Andrew Christian Swimming trunks than a box of chocolate”

Alright, stop my stereotyping on the dragon boates!

I would considered myself “The Instant Analysis” Guy, type of guy who after greeting and a handshake, he goes immediately into conducting an interview with questionnaire already preset in his mind.

Even before the starters arrive, he has already summed up your aesthetic score and would then react accordingly; if you fail then all you’ll get is a dinner and one liner answers.

As the main course finishes, he would have already matched up your likes to his likes and would have already found if the two interests were compatible; from here you should be able to detect a slight change of attitude towards you.

By dessert the results would be out, if he sees possibilities then it would mean a walk after the meal to nowhere just to chat, a trip to his place for a romp

or the night ends with just a walk to the station where you part ways, with him either becoming distant or never replying your msn, sms, emails. What ever happened to just getting to know each other?Any takers?

Currently, I am utterly mesmerised by the girl in this MV

So sad can, the MV

-Adieu-