Forbidden & Permissible

Met with lots of unhappiness before the camp start, but after facilitate a group of fun loving teens, my mood had become lots better. In fact, I miss them more than the camp. haha!

1) First time being a camp instructor

The main reason I am joining this camp is not about the pay but wanted to learn things like how to manage a camp, how to become a good camp instructor and have fun. Sadly, I am always those shy and introvert follower, never have chance to be those dominant and extrovert leader.

“Can you have some sense of urgency!” I feel like shouting at top of my lungs to the camper but too bad I don’t have the courage.

Anyway, I make a wise choice working with Ray, guiding this wonderful group of people.

They call themself Akatsuki!

Not this

But this (counting out the malay girls)

With the facililator, without me. Don’t look at the top right corner

Can somebody send me a namelist of the campers! ARGH!! I got serious short term memory, can’t remember all thier names! Better than they call me, “The HIV” ROAR!!!!

Two helpful chinese girls: Sweeping the floor, I remember. LOL! Very ‘On’ people.
Ah Fan: Sibeh active
Johnathan: Mr horny
Malay guy (Khairi): Sing Ai wo bie zhou
Purple hair (Kan feng): Vist bah bok with Mr horny
Wear spec boy (brian): Talkative
Tall guy (Yi chew): Tall
An adorable secondary 2 kids: When he roll on the floor and his taling all this sibeh cute lah! HAHAHAHHA! I can’t stop laughing!

Seeing them remind me of how boring my secondary school life is! When I am secondary three, there is no anime and the only online game available is gunbound!

Ice-breaking game : Wack-o and some kuku life story whatever. It prove to be a fun one when nobody bother to smack me! Roar! All of them share the same hobby, playing maplestory and watching naruto!

A-hem, hardcore naruto fan here =D

Maplestory? I am one of those “chionger” maple pioneer when Maplestroy just started in Singapore ( beta version). If i remember correctly, my user id is very gay : Winterboy! And the first character I played is a warrior.
After quiting it, I join again playing as cleric, Narutofreak!

Chioning game then is so in! I can sit infront my lappy for 24 hours without eye close casting magical claw on cute monsters and hopping the EXP bar faster filled up.

After quting it again LOL!, I join again playing mapleglobal as bowman in cassopia, Xiao Rong Bao. Sadly, I never reached level 100 and quit again -.-

OK! FORGET ABOUT The No LIFE then!!! I rather invest my time now leading a high end life before enter Hell (NS)!

*Thanks to ray who do the first saying and turn “on” thier potential team spirit.

2nd first time: Visit Haunted hotspots in Singapore

Too bad, never have a chance visit Old changi hospital! Trust me, my heart is trembling hard when walking along the dark road beside Old camp and Old commando Barracks. I don’t even dare to look into the buildings

While we were existing from the nightmares, a sudden flashlight suddenly shine on us!Walking towards us are three blur figures of green. They were wearing hat and carry what look like a spear towards us…

JAPANSESE SOLDIERS SPRIT!

*SCREAM*

They are actually security guards who chase us off from there! Really scary loh!!! Wearing hat some more! AHHHHHHH!!

What to do if a hordes of japanese soldiers marching towards you?
1) Run back ( Probably, the ghost will chase you)
2) Run into the haunted barracks (The japanse solders follow you in as they were having meeting)
3)Stand there freeze while they march past you! ( I will cry man! Blood and decompose smell linger around you)

Wisest method!

Say konichiwa to them

What happen if ray was holding on to her toy monkey, MoMo then?

“The solders will throw MoMo in the sky and *CHAAAA* spear the monkey and holding it like a flag pole. The next group of daredevils will see a floating MoMo walking around in the darkness before they realise is the japanse general holding on.”

Sad enough, the kids never have the chance to visit them =( Despite that, at least they got took part in the blindfolded mission!
You are not seeing things.

Water spilling game! Poor Serene kana it most! HAHHAA!
Mud-water duh
Whoever reach last will kana splashed by the other team

The kids planning their strategies

3) First time doing low class job!

Our group have come out with wonderful skit but too bad they didn’t get to perform at plaza singapura! Trust me, they really have the courage and mentality doing skit infront the public!

The plan have changed to distributing some ugly shopping bag! Argh! Totally piss me off when I have to do thise kind of Low class thing, especially when my name boldly encrested on my back! Shit you!



4) Bah boks are so pretty!

Worry about why my two group members, Mr horny and Purple hair never came back, the only awake me and cheng zhe decided to venture to changi village check what is going on

This is my first time went to changi village during mid night mingle around with the bah bok! Trust me, you go there once, you will never dare to go there anymore! It is even scarier than going to the haunted place!

“Boy, boy,boy,boy,boy…” two of them keep calling me! ARGHHHHHHHH!! SCREAMM! I WANT TO ESCAPE FROM THERE without getting cornered!

SWAY SWAY! When me and cheng zhe walking back, torrental rain set in! The most digusting and horrible thing…me and him got stranded at a deserted bus stop! AHHHH!!!Even more disgusting than bah bok calling me.

But it is better than you got stranded alone when just few meters away is Old changi hospital, old commando barracks and the Devil camp.

5) Teaching the kids about STD!
Due to heavy prior knowlege about STD, I was tasked to came out with the problem statement. Me and ray have a wonderful time gossiping with our group instead.

At least, not as brazen and unglam as him.

Lastly, the only good food we ate…

Let the picture of the bungalow we stayed in serve as the relic of our precious moments together in this 3 days 2 night!

It pains my heart when some one I respected most actually hate me!

and yes…YOU YOU YOU YOU! HOW DARE YOU SAY I am useless to the campers! Er hem…

Motherfuckerfatassochaocheebyenehnehduadualiatbullshitljgot syphilis!