Forbidden & Permissible

I had a great laugh after reading through the nostalgically listed FaceBook Group description! HAHAHAHA!

If you were born in the 80’s in Singapore…

You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess time. You would squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush your teeth with a coloured mug.

Everyone’s wallet used to be the velcro type

SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats are made of wood and the cushionwere red. The big red bell gave a loud BEEP! when pressed.

There were still bus tickets and bus conductors would come up to check them.

Envelopes were given to us to donate to Sharity Elephant every Children’s Day.

You know what PETS are and the hidden animals in all the text pages. You hated penmanship.

Writing lines and caning hands were common, esp if you failed chinese spelling (caning was actually allowed. no shit). HAHAHA!

You were there when they first introduced the MRT here. You went for the first ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.

Catching and pepsi-cola was the IN thing, and twist was the
magic word.

Your English workbooks were made of some damn poor quality paper that was smooth and yellow.

Waterbottles were slung around your neck and a must everywhere you went.

Boys loved to play soccer with small stones or tennis balls in the basketball court.

Science was fun with the Balsam and the Angsana being the most important plants of our lives, guppies and swordtail being the most important fishes.

Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei and John, immortalized in our minds from school textbooks.

We conducted experiments of our own to get badges for being a Young Zoologist/Botanist etc.

You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained, and you find a dry spot in the school
to sit down, dry your feet, and wear your dry and warm socks and shoes

There would be spelling tests and mental sums to do almost everyday (you hated them).

Your friends considered you lucky and rich if your parents gave you $2 or more for pocket mone everyday.

Collecting and battling erasers was a pastime for boys.

Class monitors and prefects loved to say, “You talk somemore, I write your name ah!”

There were at least 40 people in one class.

You brought every single book to school, even though there was a timetable.

There was a pro-yo/bumblebee, digimon craze at some point in time.

SO funny! Everything here happened to me before hahahahaha!

I missed my childhooD!!!

Now what is facebook?

I jumped on the bandwagon about 2 or 3 weeks ago. This social networking site is chock full of fun (not to mention time-wasting) applications, and I must say a really interesting way to interact with friends in a virtual world. The most interesting application I am “playing” now is using my virtual vampire and werewolf bite people! Now when can I be the vampire lord/mistress or Horny werewolf?

Say good bye to friendster!

The good thing of this social network is as though you are really interacting with people! Friendster miss this quality!

Facebook is so addictive that some companies have begun to ban the website! I personally feel that Facebook is a relaxing outlet to take a break from work.

Still wait? hurry up and get yourself Facebook!

DO remember to add me friend or your other friends who are in your MSN contact list using the Friend finder application! You shall join my vampire and werewolf army! RAWR!

Words can’t describe how I feel when…
My bestie of bestie, brother of brother, seven years camaraderie company,Shui Huat actually gave me a huge suprise! Thai Express treat!!!

A stupefied facial expression was beginning to form on my face, accompanied by a rising sense of euphoria and dread of embarassed situation I had put myself in when he nonchalently forked out his credit card and say, “I treat.”

I definitely remember this gratitude and treat him back when I get my pay! I have few friends who also treat me dinner, I promise you guys, I will means I will! People who are hoping I can treat him/her, yes I will!

Alright, treating people is not a must or return favor. It is an action to show how much you trust this person and how much worthy the person is in your life.

Pictures time! There are some MC-16 pictures, not fit for children. Parental guidance is advisable.

Yesterday attended my niece’s wedding dinner. I always thought I look the best whenever I attend wedding dinner, and here it goes again… PRE-Wedding dinner night Camwhore!!! I suspect I got the cw88 gene from my mum who actually asked me to help her take photos of her too.

I couldn’t imagine Xue Lin used to be a night life savvy teenagers. Now,she is a well-nurtured woman walking on the red carpet, though I must stressed that she did give us a cheeky smiles.

Time really fly fast as though just yesterday, we were playing catching at the play ground. So nostalgia! How much I wish I can be a kid ,when I can pick up sports like basket ball instead playing computer games, and become a real man during the adolescent stage.

Anyway, yesterday wedding dinner proved to be a memorable and an ‘intoxicated’ one! The bride’s sisters, Xue Ping and Qiu Mei really had the seating arrangments well planned. They reserved a table specially for we young people. I don’t need to act well-behaved infront my aunts and endure listening through their “alien language”.

I went ecstatic and nearly eccentric when a willowy girl pat on my shoulder say hi. She is my long time never seen niece! We only get the chance to see each other during chinese new year but she always went missing in action. Why is she play such a huge impact on me?

Pei zhen and me are same age and we both always sticked together last time:

Playing block catching, eating ice cream, went to disturb neighbours’ dogs and come up with horrible story of a girl weaving knife, ready to chop us into pieces.

It is nothing strange when people say I like her and I also get called by people,including the current bride, “ah bai” hahaah!

Dared her drink full glass of red wine in one shot proved to be fatal choice. Pss..I am the last one managed to lap up the wine. She got drunk and started laughing and roaming around asking for more wine and hugging my aunt and mummy. hahaha! it is really a funny scene!

Ok, I also got drunk too, else I won’t lose my cool image by laughing at her and nearly do standing board jump in the restaurant! My brother and my soldier cousin, An An, also got drunk , just that the boys were not as intoxicated as my niece.

I am so sorry I have to put down the promise bringing her to MOS! I can’t afford to pay the high price when she went missing suddenly,

By the ways guys, don’t ever think red wine arent potent enough to cause you drunk, it does! Just drink one whole glass of red wine one shot, soon or after you will see blur images forming.

I prefer vodka still =D

I did saw some guest casted disgusted look on us, but who cares! They must be jealous their table are so boring. Boring! boring! boring! I actually saw this crest-fallen guy keep turning around look at me. Aweee….

Well, I hoped my niece won’t get scolding next morning for causing such an ugly scene. Seriously, getting ownself drunk is a must do in every happy occasions!
Oh well, I actually skipped my NAPHA training session yesterday for the wedding dinner and glad that I never regret doing so haha!

To end my blog, something interesting I found…

There’s this really old joke that’s been circulating, about the names we give to people who hang around gay and lesbian people. Basically, a straight woman who hangs around gay men is a ‘fag hag’; the straight man who hangs around gay men is a ‘fag stag’; the straight man who hangs around lesbians is a ‘dyke mike’, and a straight woman who hangs around lesbians? You call her a ‘feminist’.

So, which category I am fallen into? =D

Just merely 2 weeks lesson for sales managment, I have come out with a conclusion…

DBA boys are more man than DBMS boys!

Sorry, if I offended any DBMS boys who chanced upon this blog! Alright I am one of of SAS boys too!

I was awe-struck when the guys in my Sales managment class talk like a real man, scolding vulgar and speaking hokkien. There are some speaking on phone with the first word, “cheebye” instead “hello”. Opps they are not fighting, just merely casual conversation.

What about scolding cheebye to a faci?

Straight after school, all gathered around the table gambling LOL!

One thing for sure, they are very fun loving people, just don’t provoke them!

Today Azure cause a big happening in the class. He was hiding around in the class as he and his group of friends get caught smoking in the school. Still, his friend betray him, showing the security guard his photos. I sighed a big relief for him when nothing happened to him, obviously, he managed to bluff the discipline in charge.

One sad news: one of his friend get suspended from school.

I hoped Victor Tan don’t give me a C >_<

Today, I failed to run as my leg muscle cramp have caused me overwhelming agony that I barely walk like a real man.

Wednesday (off from school)

Day

Warm up
Practice stretching for sit and reach
Jog 5 rounds
Hang on the pull up bar as long as possible

Afternoon ( if no fyp meeting)

Gym ( focus on pull up and adomen training)
Any kind hearted soul want go gym with me?

Night
Jog around the estate 1 round ( Increase to 2 round or more rounds if possible ) Slowly increase as weeks go by!

If got FYP meeting, time for a hot sauna and relax session.

Thursday

Resting period while schooling

Night
Jog around the estate ( Remember to do warm up before running prevent muscle cramp)
Due to the afraid of embarassment, no pull up training during night

Friday
Training session after school

Saturday

Day
Same for wednesday

Afternoon

compulsory gym session

Night
Run around the estate

Sunday

Resting is the priority!
Do push up and sit up at home! Own self own target

Don’t forget the stud jump!
Possible, do aereobic with sister

Monday
Night jogging around the estate

Tuesday
Training session after school

* No more staying over at school till late if there is night running! Go home for a quick shower and nap
* Changes may be make but soley only for friends joining in for the training! No outing!
* Set will be much intense as times goes by!

Last but not least, if after 4 weeks my standard still fail or bronze, there is no need to go for NAPHA! Wait for the next session and get silver! ROAR! ROAR!

Instructor in need: Yap shui huat! Pamela! Ray Pang! And don’t forget… my hardcore exercise fan father and slimming teacher, Sister.

ROAR!

CHAO AH GUA!

175 cm (1 point= 210cm)
Sit up 32
Sit and Reach 28cm
Shuttle Run 12.01 seconds
Pull up 0
2.4km run 14 minute 41 seconds

All 0 points except my sit up, just pass

Yesterday went for the NAPHA preparatory session. Not surprise, I am the weakest boy among the 22 people who signed up. I don’t know about the other half of 11 people, but for my group, they can get silver.

I am ok with those people whom say how bad they are ,when actually they are good =)

P.S My best friend, Jeffrey is the strongest there. He can get gold! Wonder why he signed up -.-. But anyway he fail his 2.4 also.

I am so depressed! Can you imagine a sissy boy’s leg turn soft during the shuttle run when the rest of them can make it in 10 seconds? Can you imagine the only guy who failed to do a single pull up, with floor ball player laughing behind? Can you imagine a weakling, no matter how hard he try, he can only leap for 175 cm distance?

Nevertheless, the thing I can’t forgive most is when there are people watching me! Those dragon boat people must be mocking at me! Argh! Totally depressed!

*SLAP! Slap

Alright! I shall wake up and do something about my fitness, rather than hiding under my blanket! I know people who read this blog are laughing at me, do laugh! Do say I am such a soft guy or be more direct and kind hearted, pretty boy! That will serve as a motivation for me! ROAR!

Moon cake festival! The traditonal me decided to gormandize authentic moon cakes. Yeah, gormandized, I eat 2 in one shot and worst, during late night. I am getting fatter!

A cousin of mine bought moon cakes from a famous restaurant, Thailand Shark Fin Restaurant. Sorry for my direct translation, couldn’t find the English title on the package .
“Liang Rong”
That is the inside of it? Errk… I felt like vomit after see the model endorsing the moon cake . Go toilet..
I promise myself not to eat moon cakes again after see this picture haha! ok! I roll up my eye ball to show how nice the moon cake is. You know, when you eat some thing nice, you felt as if you enter another dimension.

Nothing to blog much anyway….just do view my DNA report! It is very accuate! haha!

I, Clarence Li zhi cong, decided to start training up my body despite having me know I will fail for the coming NAPHA test! At least, I tried like revising for my English O level.

I AM SO UGLY!

A genie appears before you and gives you three wishes for anything that you want. What will they be?

Alright let me first hope the genie won’t look as “sugar-daddy” as him…

What is done cannot be undone

Naughty teenagers bring girls/boys back to his/her house for sex when nobody around

Trust me, I am slowly becoming one of them! My life has become so miserable and lonely at home! Every Saturday night, I am trapped in the eerie silence house! Every Saturday suppose to be my outing day, but friends are working or spending their time with their girlfriends. I am so regret I don’t have a job and girlfriend! Argh!

I have quited IRC long ago, and I am still wondering should I install back? It is really boring when nobody to chat with in MSN! People are having fun time outside and me here stoning in the room!

Any suggestion how a lonely guy like me can spent a fruitful saturday night?

I have thus decided to stage a rebel! To show my parents and friends how pathetic I am!Haha!

Spending a lonely night is not so bad actually! I can bravely do anything I want!

Camwhoring in the toilet without worries!

No more remarks like

” siao ah! you want take your picture of your LXX JXX ah!”
” Later phone drop in toilet bowl, O bey QUek”

Purposely waste electricity! Wahahah! Danced with the music blasting at full volume in the 14 degree celcius Air-conditioned bed room!

Enter my sister room playing with her fluffy toy! If there are people around, they will probably worry about me *oops*

Eating snackes in room! This can be dangerous, as ants will come in the room later and get into troubles. One large bottle of Pepsi wahahaha! Ok slap me

I am a normal boy! Nothing strange when I start to surf pornographic materials when no body around! Ok I am a very decent boy still.

However, life cannot be like this always! I WANT TO REBEL! REBEL! REBEL!

Yesterday after school went town with Gavin , my ex-DAISO colleague . Time have fly so fast! The last moment I spoke broken english now, well, crisp one! =D

We could still remember we were pushing crater around the shop, arranging stuffs, pushing and pulling heavy trolley and direct fussy customers to thier desired 2 dollars items . Gossiping was so in then!

Definitely a memorable work experience for both of us!

Now, like most of the final year business course poly students, he is slacking in his office with 2 hour lunch break. For me, I probably working as a sales promoter soon!

I shopped around causeway point for the legendary MUNCHY doughnuts. Guess what? I actually bumped into ROSE aunty! The aunty whom I had never seen for 4 months! Anyway, She is a funny DAISO aunty working with me!

She called out my name like a mother calling after her naughty child.

“ZHICONG!!!”

“Do you still remember me?” x2 “

” I am rose aunty!” x 3

“Do you live here?”

Her husband , probably wondering if his wife got affar with a hormone-hijaked 19 year old boy, gawked .

How could I forget her! Her distinctive big head with her small body! I couldn’t stop laughing when I imagined her as a pretty ah lian with her first boyfriend.

I met Gavin after his office hours outside topman. The reason? I want to have a moment of lavish window shopping while waiting!

p.s I am clad with 70 dollar top man cloth, S&K jeans,bogus Adidas shoes, a unmistakable ZINC bag and fat ugly laptop bag. Such a horrible combinations!

After meeting him, I finally know the true meaning of sharing and giving gifts!

He gave me a Adidas Perfume ( my belated birthday present) and a lucky wrist band he bought from Phuket! The wrist band had probably saved his life from the plane crash tragedy. Oh well and what I gave him?

Two small pieces of chocolate packed in a cute box!

That moment, I felt so embarassed! I Didn’t know how to express my gratidude and apologies both at the same time. I promised I will get him something better next time! And for friends who receive so little from me or treated me dinner before, I still remember your face.

It is an outing that I will remembered definitely. Our tons of gossip never end yesterday and I supposed they will be endless amount gossip to come

To end my post, something interesting I noticed

Is friday (fridae) a gay night or something! Saw so many gays yesterday! yucks!

Adios

All Horny bastard shall burn in hell!

New laws will be soon introduced in the penal code sooner. Read that article from yesterday straits time.

I never knew so fast a notorious crime happen to one my of dearest family member, my sister. Sex predators on the net finding girls below the age of 18 is a crime!

There are really alot of guys ( girlfriend deprived or sexually deprived) keep adding her in friendster and msn! They are wasting their effort cause my sister is attach now! Being brought up by a strict and cultured family, she is not one of the bitches out there.

* How much I wish alot of girls will add me =( Jealous of her sometime!

Anyway! There is this 21 year old guy add my sister’s msn and talk to her suddenly!

“Wa lau, bian tai, ask me about my bra…”

I throw the newspaper on the floor and nonchalantly walk over her laptop. My mum came over join in the excitment too.

“Let me speak to him,” I whine and a hell lots of laughter soon generated in the once quiet house.

Honestly, I learnt alot from him.

Here are his questions in order
“what kind of bra are you wearing?”
“Ever remove your bra in home?”
“what is your size?”
” Do you touch it sometime?”
“Want me touch it?”

“slowly cup it….

den gently squeeze it…

den of coz im gonna take off ur bra….

den start to squeeze it again….

den start to play wif ur nipples….

use my finger tips to make them”

And I ended, “i am her brother playing prank on you!” WAHAHAH! He never reply anything and went offline!

I guess alot people must be wondering how I replied to his above questions

Let your creative juice flow and speak to me.

This situation speak how vulnerable internet is! Last time IRC now to online social dome.

Girls be safe! Keep your virgin membrane until you are married!