August 30, 2007
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P.S I never went back to my secondary school so I never bought any teacher day gifts. I am free also, no mood to start my intense Composition writings and comprehension exercises yet. I am just crapping. Scold me, slap me!
I find no other better things to do in the morning except going for K lunch! I would rather spend the late morning till early afternoon screaming and shouting with the mike, occasionally slam onto my lips.. Ouch! Honestly, this is the first time I think the k lunch taste nice. I ordered the fish set and I bet the others enjoyed their chicken set too.Thanks god my voice never break.
We went to the Suntec IT fair after that. Saw some Republican working there. I couldn’t imagine what will happen to me on Sunday when Yong sheng almost suffocate by the weekday crowd. While I am enjoying squeezing with people and ogling at babes, there is this sickening fat guy almost make me lost my appetite for “pukes”. His back almost slammed on my face! Trust me, I will bite his stinky flesh out or do acupuncture for him if he stopped suddenly.
We make a quick detour back to marina square, ready for the 16.20 movie. The stupid me actually ordered medium size drinks! Honestly, my stomach is protesting for acid reflux when I managed to gulped down the whole lemon lime juice! Poor Li yi and Shandy! Terribly sorry! Yong sheng one worst, milo lol! Despite the torments, they still managed to smile take few pictures.
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
Sorry for the wrong orders, medium size instead regular drink. How stupid I am =(
Wallet check! Lucky me never kana! Poor yong sheng
Sweetest jie mei
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-.- “
Finally lol! =D
My Ramen with the chicken soup.
Li yi’s order.
I am not the only SUA KU! Shandy’s also taking picture of her food! Rare chance to eat at this middle-class restaurant,ok!
Yong sheng shi chuan ramen
My chicken soup! I thought I am drinking my father’s re-own shark fin soup. Just that, they don’t have enough time simmered the dish. After full simmering, the bone will be soft and the soup will have all the chicken essence.
Shang hai xiao long bao! Be careful not to cause the nectarous soup seep out.
Some special bean curd
August 29, 2007
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Just wanted to share an interesting article, conversation and e-mail before sharing about my class chalet
Just after I bath ready to update about my chalet, my mum came in my room and the conversation somehow hinting something to me…
Mum: Your brother workplace the rather plump girl ask me about you
Me: Must be saying how disgusting I am right? * i give her a docile smile*
Mum: No, she ask me if you got girlfriend?
Me: She must be thought I am a gay.
Mum: I told her you used to have one but you are too sad to have another one, you got no confidence towards girls.
I was like 0_0 then, covered by my shag look though
Mum continues, “She say you look good and also a nice body, definitely easy to find one, she can’t believe you got no girlfriend now.”
To girls who, er hem, interested to know me and reading my blog now: Firstly, I don’t have a nice body! I am just thin, ready to reached my uncle size. Secondly, I look unglamorous and don’t deceive by my photoshop pictures
There are two things my mum may be hinting:
1) Know this girl
2) Worried about me, why I am so abnormal
Gone for 3 days 2 night, I open my mail happily, seeing who commented on my blog, sadly none! I knew it must be the boring english lesson on ways to describe food found under my previous post.
I got this interesting email from a girl or guy or transexual, I don’t know.
Hello dear new friend,
how are you today i hope that every things is ok with you as is my pleassure to contact you in having communication with you if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what happened in future.
i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication and to know all about each other,here is my email (alexina_4ibrahim@hotmail.com ) i will be waiting to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day.
yours new friend.
Alexina.
Alex-ina
Alex- a guy
Ina- girls name surfix
Alexina- Half guy half girl.
I have tried to find this particular person in friendster, but no result.
I guessed it must be some virus email and yes, I wont add this person.
If you want sexual pressure, you can go geylang.
Last and for all, from ice-bandung. I like his language and the story.
I had been surfing the Internet, and I read up of cruising places, and so I found myself in an alley and my hands stayed in my pockets as I stepped over puddles and walked in front of the shut grilles of shophouses. Someone blew me and his hair was greasy and when I came my knees were very weak. I shrunk very quickly after that because I realised it was very cold and my pair of trousers which cost three months’ worth of pocket money savings was at my ankles. A dog was barking from far away.
I hung around a lot at spa , and if I didn’t get picked up I would really demonstrate how pissed off I was by not talking to the taxi driver on the journey home. Instead I would look out the window and when I could see my own face reflected against some dark jungle–like vegetation I would think, what’s wrong with a face like this, maybe I just look tired tonight, I need more sleep. But if I sleep then I wouldn’t be able to go to pubs and get picked up. I think expressways are the loneliest places in the world because your body is moving forward and your heart is left behind somewhere and the nerves that hold the two together get pulled harder and harder. Tighter.
I guessed alot of people still don’t know I am going chalet despite I told them numerous time.
Examples:
Want go out tml? -yap-
Hey, where are you now? Later you free? -Justin-
Stop my bitchness…shall talk about the chalet!
This class, I never get to talk to them alot, some how I am still a stranger to them! But hey! I goo their chalet rather than my previous class one. The reasons are still unknown haha!
Day 1
Meet them at night and rush for night cycling. Cycling with the chilling wind blowing my neck. Taking picture during mid night. Suddenly, I feel somebody sitting on my shoulder…
Any impression?
SHUTTER 2!!!
Thanks to my mum for asking me bring my tailsmen with me and it is 13th of seventh month, the most “auspicious” date. Woot!
Still, I enjoyed the cycle. Intially, we thought of going to “ah gua” village but too far and leg cramp, we decided for a late night supper (early breakfast)! I had the honoured introduce them a nice food, BAK CUO MEE at a coffee shop.
Reason why I think is the nicest is because it is the only food I tried. LOL!
Day 2
MAJONG! A big thank you to my two teachers and classmates who are so patient with me! My teachers: Jaslyn giveme theory lesson while (I forget her name LOL) teach me the practical part. The player also give me alot of hint! Thank yoU!!! You need to play few round yourself to learn! YEAH! I finally know how to play this ancient chinese game! It really test your alertness and i get the taste of why people can play till morning without knowing lol!
The only problem I face now is grabbing the tiles and push them forward! I am slow!!!
“POM!” when you get the pair
“Chi!” when the person beside you put a conintinu tiles
“Gan!” when you get 2 pair
“yao!” when you get animal then you get 10cent LOL!
hahaha then either you get 18 tiles or 19 tiles! Arranging the tiles asap is a skill! okok. I guess I need to play more and my mum is going to get a set of Majong! WOOT LOL! Totally like the game!
Anyway! The boys: Me,desmond, Shawn and Eric form a new gang, the xbox boys or transexual boys! We still miss the feeling never get the chance to see the ah guas! Hahaha! I will remember our “Zhao Pai dong Zhuo”, brushing our cock! LOL!
The evil us keep making fun of a guy from our class. Suspect he is gay haha! Oh, I think he is a gay. Okok scared got karma…dun say. The evil me say his cock will transform in vagina then they say he can transform to DILDO! WTF! Watched transformer too much!
We also sing at the ktv there, 2 hour and just pay for the drink. Sad enough, my voice cannot open and BREAK! As usual, my singing sucks!
This is the first time chalet, we never bbq due to lack of people going. Eat the fragnance pineapple rice and went back play more mahjong! We play other fun games!
Indian poker! I got one chance to drink the cranberry vodka
See who spill the drink. Everybody are cursing each other chek ark!
Lack of sleep, every one decided to go to bed early!
Mention the sleep, I heard the tap water suddenly on.
happy 7th month chalet. I go sleep again. god bless!
August 26, 2007
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I may come from a cook family…
My dad is an assistant head chef of a posh chinese restaurant, my mum is a health concious housewife who cook healthy home dishes, my brother knows how to bake pizzas and my sister, she is learning from my mum to be a better wife in the future.
As for me, I know how to cook dry or soggy maggee mee. Yeah dry one, imagine all the water evaporate off while cooking the noodle or soaking the noodles in the water before open the fire!
Smack your face and butt!Stop laughing! That is my secret recipe ok?! okok…I am such a failure, I should at least learn some basics like cracking egg or making my favorite dish, potato salad!
The main point is not about boasting how forturnate I am in a family that knows how to cook and my culinary skill. It is about, I would rather eat out sometime as there are more nicer food out there that I can’t get to eat at home.
Briyani instead my father secret recipe, gravy crab meat rice.
Adapted from Sunday times, Taste section.
Briyani at its best
For briyani lovers who are tired of the long queues at Allauddin’s Briyani in Tekka Market(where the hell is that), there’s an alternative for when the craving hits.
The quirkily(odd) named Lucky Prata, and not muthu prata for god sake, is a clean, bright, air-conditioned restaurant on the first floor of lucky plaza.
The star item is really the briyani, an Indian dish of spiced rice and meat.
The fluffy basmati rice has a mesmerising frangrance from the spices and the almond milk used to cook it. It’s rich- there are also cashew halves dotted among the rice grains- but not in a cloying (sickly sugary) way
The $5.50 you pay for the Chicken Briyani set gets you a heap of rice, a tender chicken legs and thigh piece with a pretty spicy kick and a thickish gravy, a scoop of tangy cucumber salad and a cripsy pappadum. It’s great value and delicious to boot.
Rating 4 stars out of 5.
In a stew over ratatouille (pronounced rat-a-too-ee)
An animated firm about a rat who years to be a chef has put the spot-light on a French vegetable stew called ratatouille.
I promise myself I must watch this show, alone perhaps =(
The hearty stew comprises chunks of eggplant, capsicum and tomatoes cooked until tender in olive oil with onions, garlic and herbs such as basil, thyme, parsley and oregano.
It can also be a side dish, with the vegetables cut in smaller pieces.
French restaurant Au petit Salut in the Dempsey road area, which is well-known for its traditional, rustic French Fare, serves oven baked Atlantic Sea beam on a bed of retatouille ($29)
Trust me, if you look at the picture of the dish, your stomach will be growling. Kinda like Seafood platter rice, imagine that.
Any eaters?
August 25, 2007
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Let rejoyce for the second campus super star, Shawn! Who would expect a 13 year old boy can surpass the seniors who voices are more stable and matured?
Anyway, the sequel is not as spectacular as the first one. Honestly, I think the first batch contestants sang better than the 2nd batch. Doesn’t this shows how many local talents can be found in the small country? I guess the goverment has to do something about it. A wonderful suggestion from me, build more music schools with subsidised music courses. =)
I felt happy for the contestants for keeping their passion burning. I hope none of them like me who get so easily influenced by criticism and decided to give up on singing. Let your passion burn!
Singing used to be m favorite past time. I often shed my tears through singing and it really help. However, I can’t face the fact that I have a bad voice and often caused a stir whenever I sing kbox with friends. The never-ending revisions forbade me from practice my singing at home. This make it worse and faces more harsh criticisms. Gradually, I lost my interest to singing.
Well, that is me.
I hope people who read my blog will do your best in whatever you like!
After a careful thought whether I should sign up for city clear card, I decided not to. Last minute make my decision when I got approval from my understanding parent haha!
The reason is simple, I can’t make full use their privileges. Moreoever, my circle of friends are not clubbing type and I never frequent dinning at posh restaurant and cafes. I think i will apply a credit card after my national service, i am just too premature to own a card now! =D
Stay tune for Hunk And Babe starting from monday, 8pm
I will be off for a class chalet from monday to wednesday.
August 25, 2007
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August 24, 2007
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What is god game? I tell you what is now!
Shoot those niggers! I suppose Wesker is behind all these!
Resident Evil 5!
Compare to ugly games like DOTA and WOW, this game graphic definitely thrash them all!
Apart from…
- It is violent and realistic
- The great storyline
- Make you wet pant when you never knew who will attack you from behind suddenly
- Make ones squeeze their brain juice out trying to solve the puzzles.
What make this game special is the zombies are running fast, towards you and able to dodge from you gun fire! You have to shoot the mob as soon as possible, just like what you did when playing House of dead 4!
The lead actor in the game is so macho and handsome! Unlike ugly skinny heroes found in WOW, Dota or counterstrike!
This game is available for PS3, xbox and… WIIIIII!
WIIIIIIII…you can hold gun infront of your tv screen blasting the zombies! Definitely test your marksman ship!
Some other characters in the game series
Leon kennedy and Ada wong
Steve, the youngest character in the game. The most touching part among the other series when he die trying to save Claire. Awe.
I have been playing resident evil since I am primary 4. Sadly, I only play until resident evil 3 due to mountaneous home work and strict parents. It is really a great game. Smiles.
August 23, 2007
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English Oral sex 2007
It is rather funny when I tell people I am having oral and their replies are as follow:
1)You gay?
2)Wa with who?
3) Huh? Oral?
4) English ah?
5) Who is the unlucky one? ( SELF ADDED, SLAP ME)
6) Worst >>> English Oral? Oral with ang moh ah?
HAHHAHA! Ok just for laugh! I am really crazy.
Blame it on my poor English. I should have told them I am taking English Oral Examination in full sentence.
Time to be serious : Overall, I did better than 3 years ago!
2004 Bad memory
My reading aloud, I speak with high pitch. I read too fast and lots of words are mispronounce.
Picture conversation, I never explain the picture systemicaly and with broken English.
“I can infer that the dog is a male dog as I can see its penis”
=) Whole singapore, I am the only person who dared to say this.
As for the conversation, I hardly gave any response. I remembered the topic was on the animal right or something
2007.
I was been posted to Reagent Secondary. That school dicipline system got some problem! When we were all outside waiting for our turn, no body stop students walking past us and playful monkeys playing saucepan at the coutyard! Not surprise, the first private candidate is the school drop out! So hooligan, i don’t care him!
Only 2 girls private candidates and the rest are all guys. It shows that guys are much serious to their academic =D
I don’t like their arrangment as well. I was being told to prepare for only 10 minute with another candidate sitting infront of me! That prevented me from speaking out loud and alas, I never read expressively during the exam. I did pronounce every words correctly but some how, I feel that there are some problem with the stresses!
Talking about the examiners, they are two guys. One of them is a PE teacher and he is very dramatic. He never speak but show his action to me how he think I am reading!
Got one time, i caught him frown during conversation! Another time he is noding his head like listening to music when I read aloud! That shows how boring and monotone I am.
The other one who appear to be much quiet, I manage to maintain eye contact with him.
The things that worry me is, I only get one promt for the picture conversation, and one prompt each for the two conversation topic! It shows that I am speaking broken english and they don’t wish to hear me any more!
Whatever may happen, I still enjoy the test. I will pass, that is my instinct tell me.
I thanks to my parents who open the sutra song when I am in the exam hall. I knee down two time infront my house altar. Guan yin protect me! Few months practice oral offically ended today.
Focus more on composition and comprehension during the coming holiday. An intensive one!
August 22, 2007
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I am so unglam!!
“Ok, most people been asking me who is the very special friend who I dedicated to in the earlier post. Please don’t be thick skin and claimed it to be yourself la. Hahas! But then, thanks for visiting my blog, people. The person is Zhi Cong. He is my cyber friend for now, soon to meet because we will be sitting for our O level english paper together at Regent Sec. Currently he is studying in rp year 3 bio med and he was the one to introduce me the good food in rp and games and such, not forgetting the printing station. Thanks ZC! Hahas. Anyway ZC, all the best for your english oral tomorrow! Jiayou eh!! This coming Friday gonna be my turn. >.<” Better practice hard too! Lols~”
I felt immensly touched after reading this! HAHA! Thanks Eric! Your blog is way too interesting to read! Good luck for your English Oral this friday! Gamabadeh!
That is me busy mugging for tomorrow English Oral examination! I am fully prepared, just that, my throat abit pain haha.
Things to take note:
1) Wear spec as I can’t see the words clearly with one eye handicapped
2) Wear less, hopefully the examiner is a sexist or a gay
3)Say good afternoon and give my best smile to them
Lastly, be confidence! Don’t think too much!
Yeah!!!
I think it is time to show people how unglam I am without photoshop! I hate pimples!.jpg)
This is not my ic photo! I wish my ic photo can change to this! Argh!
As for yesterday, I missed out my pretty manager pictures
There she goes, given you her sweetest smile! *Heart melts like hot chocolate*
I need to go for lasik surgery! Eye pak jiao! Sorry to ray for spoiling the picture
That is better. I purposely make this picture look frosty
The best student award goes to Mr Li Zhi Cong and Miss Pang Yu yin,ray!
Trust me, it is not a gay game!
August 21, 2007
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Can you guys believe I can spent 10 dollar within 2 days just for lunch in school?!
2 waffles
1 bubble tea
1 waffle
1 meat bun
1 cold noodle
1 fruit punch
Stop pointing finger at me for my huge appetite…You are wrong! The blames should lie on the bloody school…oops… I mean the clever school.
First, they introduce an open door concept, so as to allow public use our facility. The first poly that ever do that, haha so special.
Next, they started to impose high rental fee to the innocent vendors.
Alas, the vendors have to charge the poor student “food court” price when the food standards are far apart from what human can eat!
The most unfogivable thing that happen to me is I get conned by the two China vendors!
Yeah, this undrinkable soup cost me $3.50 This dish originally known as cold noodles! Surprise? Thats right, cold ‘NOODLES’!
But with just 3 scoop, the noodles are gone! There are meat and I don’t know what meat is that, seriously! It look neither mutton nor beef, probably some alternatives like plaster!!! I eat it anyway!
YOU BLOODY CHINA MEN! STOP TRYING TO CON OUR MONEY! It is lucky I never complain to CASE for that few more noodles and the undrinkable ice water!
I like thier bandeguno still =D
ALright! My point is to show how expensive the food is in RP! That’s all! The other points are redundant!
Slap me!
Anyway, today is my last day of school, i mean end of semster 1! I decided to earn some money before I left the school…
Part time modeling! A big thank you to ray who is my photographer cum manager cum photoeditor!
*Horny guys, please stop harrasing me for her contact, thanks*
Her photoshoot sill is superb! She taught me how to pose and setting a correct angle. 
Oh! Stop laughing at my unequal size eyes. I am just wearing one contact lens to school!
Present you the miracle face mask!!! Clear Oil and prevent pimples!
Watching tv from 7 pm to 10 pm with the mask on! 
It doesn’t help much.
August 20, 2007
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A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her.
The woman was found dead at the family’s sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.
The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.
The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family’s pet goat on a number of occasions.
On Saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel’s desire.
It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour.
“Get lost! You horny beast! I haven’t remove my undies”, the grandma screamed. Sad enough, her horrified yelp covered by the camel’s thick pubic hair
“Hehe, I am not letting you out until you bear me a centaur son,” sniggered the hairy camel.
Young camels are not normally aggressive but can become more threatening if treated and raised as pets.
—–BBC News Reported (Edited)—
My reaction turn this…
I couldn’t believe what I have just read! I decided to mass spam people who are in my contact list,asking them do they believe some thing like this could happen!
An animal trying to sex with a human! I heard monkey molesting girls with big boobs before and this is my first time encounter this horrifying situation!
From one of the kampong story from my mum, she told me that there are people trying to mate with a sheep! The sheep died. That is so…DIABOLIC and Subhuman!
Now the animals kindom decided to revenge , Mr Camel, one of the top listed ugly mammal, is choosen to be the lucky one unlucky one!
“Stop looking at me boy! Else You are next!”
Obviously, they are gay camels around.
NOoooooooo…….
Adios!
