Forbidden & Permissible

2nd day work…start to feel tired

Today DAISO was facing shortage of man power! I don’t understand why can so many people take off together…and the chio bu was one of the person..she will be away for holiday for few days =(

As a result, stupid person like me who turn up had to work had and do double jobs….wait not double jobs…Is single job! I spent almost 2 hour on one corner arrange the plastic bags slowly! Think the other aunties have found out I am a slacker

I did have some fun today…got this full time aunty who teach me how to arrange things and can see she was damn stressed up! Run there run here…suddenly had to go counter, suddenly had to go behind check stock then suddenly had to bring me to where i should arrange things poor aunty but I did had a great laugh on how she talk how she stressed up!

As for the old bitch yesterday she never come today…saw her photo in the staff room which make me feel like vomit yesterday dinner! Hope her vagina lining grow some thing cannot come work…sick of seeing her face in the work place!

Saw a japanese girl damn chio! I feel like use the word fucking…but will reflect my bad English! I shall use the word…Godly chio! haha! For those people who know who is xiao qiao…yup look like her! Feel bit high when she talk to her friend on phone!

Oh…back to the aunty I had mentioned above…i feel bit disgusted after hearing her japananese accent…whole day can heard her voice! The way she speak out like young japanese porn star moaning…

“XI MI NA SEH!”

I thought was a young japanese girl saying excuse me and turn around…

A broom head woman with moon- shaped eyes and bit black patches on her face

FOR GOD SAKE!! PLEASE LEARNT HOW TO SPEaK IN AUNTY STYLE! DON’T ACT CUTE!!!

oh anyway…I can say better than her…but like a japanese gay porn star instead! Kimochi ~~

Shall have a full facial and leg massage ciaoz!

First day work…

Pay me $5.25 only and expect me to work like a Japanese…fat hope! I am not going to make myself impotent because of the overall stress

The Daiso is so strict that they MAKE ME SIGN A contract of rules and regulation… just a few of them

1) Japanese company are very strict on punctuality! Must report work at least 5 minutes before the stipulated time. Lateness will result in being sent back
2)Staffs are requested to put all their time and energy into their work during working hours. If you are unable to do so, the company reserves the right to dismiss you
3) No eating or usage of mobile phones or chitchatting is allowed during working hours. If you are caught doing any of the above, you will be dismissed.

Add on…No bringing of handphone to the toilet!

Fuck right!

Oh ya…I am wearing a pink apron not blue apron walking around the shop…look so gay!

Anyway I did find that time fly very fast! Just arrange 4 stuffs 2 hours gone and off for 1 hour lunch break! Eating lunch alone at plaza Singapura kopitiam sure look bit stupid…then went to arcade sit down sms shui huat about my job!

About the people working there…my heart was numb when I saw the ex Fajarian also ex NPCC chiobu! My 1 year older senior…but she look younger than me! Quite happy she still remember me…first time saw me whisper to her friend ” Eh this guy from fajar?”

CAN SOME ONE PLEASE PASS ME SOME ROPE TO HANG MYSELF?! Why people still remember the ugly and disgusting me!!!! I thought I had already change my image!

Of cause got talk to her…smiling to each other while working…hope one day get to eat lunch with her =p

As for my so called staff leader…a malay girl…well…I haven’t know her true color yet…so far I am alright with it!

Here come the old bitch aunty! Freaking hell….think she full time I part time can command me! I already so good volunteer to help her arrange things and she still scold me

” xiao di! Why U arrange the baskets until like that…customers won’t buy”
” Xiao di! cannot sit down”

Fuck! I kneel down my knee joint like going to dislocate can’t I sit? Argh!

first day not so hectic… i guess few more days I won’t even have the energy to type or check for grammatical and spelling mistakes…

ciaoz

Before and After…

All those Slimming advertisments/ Facial Advertisments always like to put people before and after to attract customers go for their therapy or buy their products…

Before- Person must look damn ugly! And the person cannot smile…he/she had to put a long face showing they were very sad and disappointed on themself

After-Even the person look ugly, with the help of make up and photoshop, he/she still look better than last time! This time round the person will put on a happy , satisfied smile! They also made some seductive poses to show they are confident they will catch woman’s/man’s attention!

As for me…my before and after advertisment is different from the above scenarios…

Before…
100% Zhi Lian! So much confident on myself! Put on a bitchy slutish smile! Zhi cong Egogo!
Wild looking! Made a stupid pose! Argh! People saw feel like beat me up…zhi cong Ego Go!

After…

Sad and disappointed! Inside my heart deep hatred…on why I suddenly look so nerd with the black hair! Where is my golden fringe! Sadded… zhi cong sux..

Anyway this is my outfit for the work…look japanese? Oh ya….minus away the blue appron zzz Lastly…I shall end my blog sadly with my last pictures of my stylish hair…


Good bye zhi cong…

Wahaha….found this nice webby to make your desired maple characters out and I had decided to make some nice pictures…

1) My school life…

Shui huat – 7 years friend with him and every morning go school together…I know what he wears ( Shirt, jeans plus a black bag) and his small jay zhou’s eyes wahaha

Jolin- Shui huat’s girlfriend and decided to put a kiss on their cheeks! Couple wear and notice the doughnut they are holiding? Big eater yap fed by jolin haha

Ray- Hmm..this girl I had to keep remake and remake… making sure she is the prettiest of the all! Chio? I know the hair not look alike…but maybe one day she really change to this hair style whor!

Pam- This girl I have to make sure she look pretty plus bit handsome looking! The kiss on her cheeks come from ray with her nice lips >_

Jessica- The resemblance of her eyes how much percentage? If jessica’s hair perm will definitely look like that! She is also a dog lover so decided to put a puppy beside her!

Desmond- This shuai ge he is a metrosexual so put a metrosexual hair on him! Look alike? I will also remember he drive car he wear shade which make him look like Andy lau! I also remember the time we go beach together so decided to make him hold surfboard with sauna wear!

Notice a monster at bottom left? If never noticed that is good!That is cheng zhe! The ugly big head monster! But too mad maple monsters alot cute cute one…not fit him…but I decided to use the most ugliest monster in maple!

As for my W35L classmates…

Yong Lee- This guy is damn lame and crap! So decided to make him a snowmen! He is holding a pillow cause he like to sleep in class!

James- I try to find a hair look like his real life but too bad can’t find so decided to use this! One thing I notice him in class is he always wear this gray jacket and he carry a red hiking bag! He also like to watch soccer so make him hold a brazil flag haha!

Jin Hong- People keep calling this guy down syndrome…so i have decided to put a tired plus sad eyes on him! *Pss…abit look like down syndrome* Just trying to make him cute with his outfit!

Julius- This GPA 4 guy once told me he like to be warrior so decided to make a warrior out of him! He always fully equipped in school everyday!

Jasmine- Hair look alike? I decided to put a white cloth on her forhead cause she is very hardworking! Mugging and mugging! The outfit also same as her wearing to school every day…don’t think I never noticed ah!

Si hui- She is holding a lolipop as everyday in school she will pass us some sweets…not some is alot!!! The spec she wear also look like! Hair also same hahaha

2) Season boys cartoon characters…

Hahaha they are my secondary school friends till now! Don’t think they are reading my blog… Look alike in thier real life?

Me purposely make myself look gay and bit slut!

You guys can go this resources to make this cute characters and nice wallpaper with the help of print screen and powerpoint!!
http://www.geocities.jp/adagio_ms/guide.htm
http://www.dowwallpaper.com/

Ta da

Chinese new year day 3…the last day of Chinese new year I am going to share about

Summarize the day up:
1) Proud Cousin bring her proud daughter to my house
2) Went to Ah Kim’s house, my big uncle house…people there not welcoming me
3) Went to 2nd aunt house…have a great chat with my army cousin
4) Went to 5th aunt house…watch this funny hong kong show, I want to be model, and carry little baby boy around
5)Went to niece house for her baby son’s 1 month old birthday

Morning I was been ask lots of question by this proud couple who came my house “bai nian” about my course and can see they are knowledgeable about my course…never enter university means no job! And I proudly reply them back…I will enter university rest assured!

I felt disgusted when the husband proudly say I will help my father to make the food smaller in size, greater nutrition…Hello!! I am from Biomedical Science not Biotech and I don’t think Biotech will learn until this stage!!

Next went to my this big uncle’s house…but he had passed away years ago… Stoning at his house made me reflect back how my this uncle walking around smiling cheerfully passing me hong bao asking me how is my study when i am still a kid then…trying to keep my tears from rolling out… =)

Too bad…his wife, I called her ah kim treat me invisible! She talk to my this army cousin never talk about me! Well…every new year I never went her house now suddenly went there…as if I go there for hong bao only!

Next destination..2nd aunt house! I think she is quite cute keep stuffing me and my army cousin pineapple tarts! And chat alot with him…we only 1 year meet one time…make use of the chance to talk with each other! When we were still kids, we will always play sonic, cards together and he like to stay over my house for few days then

Another walking distance, went to 5th aunt house lol! I seriously think that this 3 relatives living near to each other very fortunate! Well…my army cousin went off only left me and my sister stoning there… Hey! Lucky channel U got 2 great shows: I guess I guess guess guess guess and a hong kong comedy movie, I want to be model!

Beside watching television program, I also carry the cute baby around! So cute! His naughty brother keep running around the house and bumping the maid who was screaming like mad woman hahaha!

After that was supposed to go home to watch some porn but changed my decision…go to my niece house for buffet! I was quite amazed she is only 21 years old and became a mother! I still remember last time play catching she run damn fast ( Always get gold trophy for sports day) and she never aim me aim my brother hahaha! Really miss childhood!

I was summoned by the adults to carry the bench…those east coast park picnic bench! Argh!!! Can’t they see I am wearing a white shirt new some more! But can’t reject their request else people will say I am such a “ah gua”… I tell you guys…even with help of a ex dragonboat girl, army boy, old uncle…I almost collapse! Some more had to carry up the stairs!

After the night…HAD TO CARRY DOWN AGAIN! But this time better…got more guys, those army guys woot…but carry down the stairs and I almost sprain my leg -.-zzz

Ok i shall back to do my PP poster design ciaoz

Chinese new year day 2 ^^oo / My Personal Movie review on Ghost Rider

Chinese new year day 2 usually visit relative house again… but this year different…change to visit friend’s house instead!

Wahaha here come my brother, ah huat…bright morining had to wake up put facial mask,hair conditioner all this just to welcome him and ready to go over his house for lunch…can see how I treat this visit seriously like day one! Oh ya Thanks alot to him for help me style my hair which in 3 easy steps… -.- I spent 30 min on my hair very ugly…he spent 1 minute on my hair become better…

I SHALL HIRE HIM TO BE MY PROFESSIONAL HAIR STYLIST!

Well…i hope he very touched that I serve him all my house sweets and tibits for the first time…last year I think I let my mum serve him…can see how much I have grown after one year! Last year I still remember I open Jay zhou Huo Yuan Jia video for him…time fly so fast…picture of the day still fresh in my mind…

The MUA CHEE arrived! I think this is the most expensive snacks in my house bah…and don’t forget my sister’s work place sweets also cost quite alot…eat sweet sweet whole year sweet sweet!

* For those dragon people, chinese new year try to eat more sweets and snack..will bring wealth to you!* – Quoted from a fortune teller-

The hong bao I ask him take before the photoshoot…lame enough?
Chinese new year boy slut… But I like this pic…Hair is style by huat

Next location went to ah huat house for lunch! His mum culinary skill can compare with my father…the food taste marvelous! Oishineh! We had big prawn with tomato plus ??? sauces, sao rou with suan, black sauce chicken, Sotong balls and a pinepapple longang dessert!

And watch Jacky wu show which was very funny especially plus yap’s father kaopeh! He say all the chinese new year show keep re-broadcast… the way he say is hilialous!

Only took one pic at huat house..lame enough? heez

At night went vivocity watch the rank number 1 show Ghost rider! Well…I am quite disappointed about the show…give it a B =

Honestly speaking…me and my sister were very disappointed when the use to be damn freakish handsome, boyish look young boy become a uncle and that uncle is the hero for the show! Actual comic also like that? Every hero show got a girl to rescue…but this time round better…young and rather old girl both are pretty…mouth drolling especially the breast

Gouge my eyeball out if you want…

Ok but slowly after some time, I did find the uncle hero quite good looking…and I seriously think he should act in some comedy show!!! His facial expression was those blur blur looking sugar daddy or some thing!

There were this 4 angels who are the villains: Earth, Water, AIr and the leader …”cold heart” Through out the show I am wondering the actor who act as the cold heart…was he the one who acted in BBM? I had to sensored the movie title cause it is M21 show =p

Are angles villian? I thought they were supposed to protect people…oh ok anyway this burning skeleton man kill them off easily…thats the reason I rated the show B! They should put more fighting scene inside or make the fighting scene longer!

After watching the show, the show never leave me a impact that I am that ghost rider riding motorbike burning every thing… I rather let myself bit by genetic modified spiders and become spiderman than making a pact with a devil and turn to a ghost!

SPiderman 3 is coming!!!!!! Maybe watching in gold class…hahaha

Chinese new year day 1

Wahaha always this day I will try to make myself look handsome plus decent and will took alot pictures here it goes:
Intially thought of wear this to my aunt house but last minute take out… The shirt is I ownself choose one nice taste?
The accessory is borrow from my brother… =p Topman got sell anyway
That was how I wear…first time tuck in my shirt plus a sparking belt and jean got alot wash marks!Maybe next time clubbing I can wear like that go grind people

Chinese New year Eve 2007!

It will be a memorable celebration all thanks to my sister! She suddenly went missing in action…was supposed to work until 3 plus but 6 plus havent reach home! Whole family was anxious and scared keep calling her but she never answered the phone.

Will she get abducted by horny guys and rape her?
Not only rape also murder her?

The sinful thoughts keep ran through my mind and I was calling and calling…suddenly I heard a doraemon ring tone ringing in her bedroom….For God sake!! She never bring her phone!!! And we try to call her colleagues but was futile…they also never answered the phone!

My mum scared until tears roll out while my father was running the whole house. Brother was preparing to went orchard to find her workplace while me keep redial the phone and heart praying to guan ying niang niang : Guan Ying Niang Niang bao you zhi yan x100!

Ta da…after 30 min saw a white shirt lady walking downstairs -.-

Because of the fright we had, the thing we eat all taste tasteless and I ask my father next time cook sea cucumber please put more salt…really no taste! As for the dinner I am disappointed this year never get to eat abalone for the “Buddha Jump over the wall” dishes…just shark fin! The fish also small small one! The vegetable is the left over for lunch….haiz..

After our reunion dinner went to Hong Bao river for the count down of the new year! I am so disappointed to saw so many china people grab Singaporeans seat watch the performances -.- Took alot pictures over there with my brother PSP…will be uploaded soon

One thing I am very pissed off is when my father wanted to take we three siblings hugging a pig picture…got this dirty looking china women with her down syndrome china kid stand there and block the camera! We ask her excuse me she pretend never heard! My father touch them they still standing there check their camera..feel like pull her dirty hair!

12.00 am we were watching fire crackers at esplanade there…the fire cracker show was astonished! Marvelous! Most of the people were mouth open while watching the show! The gold sizzling star dropping from the air, occasionally there will be a red heart shape forming in the sky and a sudden boom of big colorful flower! I was clapping to myself through out the show…quite retard.

I was shocked to see after the performance everybody was rushing like mad to the mrt station and result a big congestion at the entrance of city hall mrt station! We decided to slack at the memorial tower for 30 minutes before lifting our tired feet walk to the mrt station

Oh no! It is 3 20 AM now! This is my first Chinese new year eve I ton so late and my brother just bought back cup noodles so hungry !

Once again wish all the readers who read my blog…a happy lunar pig new year!

Time to be serious over my English

Yesterday went out with Emily, Rasa, Justin and Shui huat. Before the day arrived, my mind keep visualizing the picture of us sitting together at a cafe or a restaurant chatting happily like there is no tomorrow and we will be watching a movie together…well…it never came true =(

Partially the reason is because the girls work until late night…if meet…only can meet for a dinner and a short chat. The core reason is the attendance. Rest assured…I never blame anyone who cannot make it or lie about not coming =)

Yesterday make a joke on my self on my English thanks to shui huat and Justin. It was quite scary that I am retaking O level English this year and my language is worse than last time. Don’t say about the writing, my oral totally cannot make it!

Always in school during presentation, I will always tongue tight. It is not I don’t understand what I have presented, is my language barrier…I always try to explain in my own words but failed…in the end read from the slide!

Zhi cong! please slap yourself wake up now and think of some ways to solve your language barrier!

To all my friends out there who really care on my language barrier…next time please don’t talk to me in Mandrain! Talk In English!!! I know it will be kinda weird to suddenly switch language and you guys have to stand my slow speaking manner…but please…

I will listen to English radio channel to understand how people speak good English!

As for my writing…think i will buy those model composition book to see how people write their composition and assesment books! As for my comprehension….I will continue to read newspaper and one thing I happy on myself was…it took me less than 5 seconds to digest the sentences I am reading unlike last time 10 seconds =)

How shall I spent the money hmm…

This year valentine day never get to go out with friends as I am already 18 year…want go out go out with a girl and not a group of single boys! But too bad I haven’t found my valentine yet! Great for those people still got school…at least they can celebrate with their class unlike me playing maple the whole day! So no life!!!

Anyway I was been offered 120 buck to do some job and while I am playing MS i am thinking of how to spent this money…

Buy 2 $30 prepaid card…get package for “VIP hair, Hair color, and cosmetic” and pet package…and maybe after april…one $20 prepaid card for my 1 month 2x exp!

Or…A full set top man cloth

Or ….A new mp3 player..creative Zen Neeon 2

I am such a spent thrift!

But guess what I first time ask my mother to buy me thing that is the mp3 player! She ask the reason…i say my mp3 player spoil and also also…I DID well for this semester which is actually not! I show her the straight A grade for MCB and think she was delighted? After that went NTUC with parent and this time round I never complain or face black black…

Ta da! My father give me 150 buck for the mp3 player!!! Woot! 129 dollar student price tomorrow I am going to get it!!!

Happy valentine day for those couple and single person like me!