Forbidden & Permissible

Oh ya I suddenly recall one fugging funny and kaopeh thing happen in class so decided to blog!!!

Have been laughing till very jia lat everyday in new class anyway… lung very pain now

Today do cell culture, then we got touch one skin cancer called dun know what melanin blah balh then one of the symptom is UNUSUAL Big MOLE! YEAH BIG MOLE! Like Prune!

Then our school got a girl she got a very big mole on her nose there…i saw her before but never notice her alot…

“Wa XXX 2nd stage cancer liao” The benjie suddenly shout out in class when the faci explain to us what this cancer then I was HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Then faci say one sentence he say one sentence say the girl very ke lian..then…

“too bad she do photoshop on her O GiY Ni NAO Hia”

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! VERY KEOPEH LOH!!! The faci also bth pause bend down laugh!

I am sorry…. i promise I wont display my distorted face..but my face have become distorted again liao

Then play a number game..then he point out one..i never notice until…A fat middle finger infront of me! HAHAHAA! Ok u reader wont get the scene!

I think the only thing can make me laugh till siao is…HOKKIEN vulgar and kaopeh!!!

The two actors Left: J.Yap shui huat Right:J.Li Zhi Cong
Fei Duan Crying for help… finally…
Actor for Fei Duan playing arcade
There goes his head…may god bless him…
Actor for Jiao Du…his big sparkling, pretty, handsome eyes make him suit the role
WTF! HE NEVER DIE!!!!

Actor some time have to be humorous and act cute d^o^b oo

The next show…Jiao Du Show down

I am an Nurturer =)

Got this personality test from my RJ and I find it very reliable and try it out here is the result:

And I am a Nuturer…

Summary of Nurturers:

• Care for the important people in their lives
• Strive for harmony and avoid confrontation
• Think of themselves as gentle, conscientious, and mature
• May have trouble making decisions that could hurt others

More about Nurturers:

Nurturers are quiet people who believe in order and diligently look after the people they care about. They focus on the needs of others and establish routines to help them meet their commitments.

Nurturers remember details that are important to them, such as their friends’ birthdays and anniversaries. People with this personality type value others’ feelings and may challenge behaviour they think is insensitive.

In situations where they can’t use their talents or are unappreciated, Nurturers may feel bitter and seek support by complaining to their colleagues. Under extreme stress, Nurturers may become preoccupied with the worst possible outcome and believe that they are heading for disaster.
Because they are so caring and loyal, Nurturers run the risk of being taken advantage of.

“Nurturers are the most likely group to say they prefer a job where the same thing happens every day according to a UK survey”

Nurturer careers:

They often drawn to jobs that allow them to help others.

To all my friends out there…do you guys agree with the test result?

I find it very 100 pecent accurate!!!

I want to read Karma Sutra!!!

Wahaha yesterday heard kok wei say this book tiltle, today went school heard yap saying then in class heard the class boys say again…it is KARMA SUTRA!!! Pronounce again..KARMA SUTRA!!! I am going to KINoKUniYA TO buy THIS BOOK!!! lolZ!!! decided to put it as title of the day!!!

Just now watch Liao zhai (Chinese ghost story)…I give A for the first chapter..really nice! I thought the Baby no face But is actually the baby was actually the Lu judge….surprise hur! A great A for this story..nice love story, nice retribution, nice story line every thing is nice! A, A, A…haha what about the next story?

Then was doing my RJ hafway suddenly heard my sister screaming in the living room complaining to my mother and i was shouting ” CB bitten by ant ah KNN!” and laugh of cos lol! Then guess what she come in to my room and complain to me and my brother…i keep rush out tell my mother her cb kana bitten haa…anyway this is what happen :

Last night, her fren want go bugis, ask her take lrt come bukit panjang then go together but the problem is only 1 girl living in bukit panjang why not ask her meet at cck and go together..and purposely make her waste a 45cent trip to bukit panjang there…she compalin yesterday night

Then today they take bus go to far east plaza then guess what my sister thought they are going to walk in far east plaza guess what they are actually waiting for a fren who is coming by bus and before my sister can look on the bag she craves…they pull her up the bus and guess where they go? Cineleisure LOL!!!! I was HAHAHA! Say WA piang can walk one!! she say she that time dun knwo some more this group of girl pull her up the bus! 45 cent gone! Ok this one still can accept…then they go bugis guess what…they all can take mrt back to choa chu kang but don’t know who so stupid go take bus to bukit panjang..there it goes ….wsste another 45 cent HAHA!
Funnny leh! I was laughing when she keep screaming and scolding!

Some more she say she go out with them always very bek chek one…firstly they always purposely wear very LAO TAK….only my poor sister wear so nice..can imagine that scene…, 2ndly their taste is really bwg….the whole family listen liao keep laughing! 3rdly there is this girl who keep follow the guy my sister like…then keep saboh my sister and him…purposely want to make the guy detest her bah LOL! Very bad leh…I finally know what troubles 16 year old girl liao haha!

If the bus trip happen to me in adult price…i will fuck that person who pull me up =) Btw no body will do that anyway!!! lolz! I think i remeber secondary school or primary school time got happen before to me haha

Anyway today in school was damn happy. I very long long then send a good night message to Ray and she was like very appreciate the sms…and i am very happy she say that really =) that just small thing cheer my day up! Then she say I usually like don’t like to sms suddenly sms her this lolZ! yeah! A great surpise!!!

Anyway today same team with the two siao kia again…yong lee and Benjie..the yong lee today ok lah very hardworking the benjie HAHAH! Suddenly kaopeh my class a girl BiatcH!! Thats Is what I always say during game play and tag box !Then keep listen him scold fug you all this…then same team with yap semster 1 fren, jia hao and Aaron! The Jia Hao very friendly and socialise i think and the Aaron voice like AAron KOK! I AM Not kidding really! And his natural voice!!! Then guess what…the AAron say Yap shui huat say I VERY ZHAI!!! Muhahaha! THANKS Thanks!! never know my person yet heard this rumor liao hahahah ^^ Then crap together the whole day!

After school play dota…wa piang choose random and I don’t know got this game mode call -repick! And i use a hero i dun know hwo to use so u know lose and very nooB!!! I Only know how to use venomecner and ursul warrior! Then the aaron told me DUN FOLLLOW CHENG ZHE TEACHING!!! he was surprise when I told him CHeng zhe teach me play Lolz! A fun day lah!!!

Sexy!!! Naughty!!! Bitchy!!! ME!!!!!!

Naughty Sexxy…. Bitchy… Today moring play badmiton with yap and justin and kaopeh each other bitch! And for goodness sake!! I am a bitch by natural!!! Smack ball hand will raise up like gu niang and my one leg will just hop up naturally!!! Thats me! can’t change! Haha >_<

Once again…

Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy me!!!

” I have been thiking of you all night…if you sms me, I will be overjoyed”

Debate! Debate! Debate!

Cannot belive just 2 days the class debate power is so power! Everybody shoot lai shoot qu then when I talk In Bad english people don’t understand all diam diam I sianz ji pua say nvm nvm! VERY DIU LIAN LEH!!!! But no choice..to get a better grade must like this de =)

Anyway first time in RP work with all guys team and never open mouth until one bother to start the conversation then all 4 start to chat liao lol!

Thats all..this is just a reminder to me : Saturday 9 pm! lolz! Bye!

Oh ya…mi tie xiang is a spice lolz! When she smile she got the mi tie xiang smell …So meaningful! haha!

First day in new class…Laugh until Siao Hahahah!!!

I was suffering from depression this morning, No body Same class with me!! And I am Alone!!!! Wa piang the rest of my W35C peeps all at least got one or two people same class! ME alone!!! Argh!!!

Most jia lat is…the yong lee same class with at least 6 people from his last semster class wa piang! Why i am so sway one!!!I see liao sianz ji pua! People new class got a gang liao me don’t have suan le loh!!!! Then oh ya…I same class with the Jay ZHou! Hahah! He really look like jay zhou siak! So rong xin can same class with him leh! Then PENG PENG PENG! My class all boys!!! Only 4 girls for today!! Nvm! I know some people one day hop one class one so quick quick let more girls come in haha! Then the jessica Class only 4 guys all girls…wa piang! some more she same class with Jolin!!Wa piang so luckY!!

*Think I haolian too much to other people my class got more girls than guys got bao yin*

Anyway when I was suffering from depression there is this fat guy who is late come to my class and his name is benjie…then the yong lee call him “BEnG Jie” (Stupd sister) Hahahah! Suddenly call him that then that fat guy keep say fug you fug u then whole day beside him see him talk talk talk non stop! Then today the faci ask us do a poster then yong lee say he want draw, he draw very nice…then i got a Bu Xun Chang Yu gang…

“WHO Want Play Me!” Other words mean “who want sex with me”-the class door suddenly slam open- The Khek yan! HAHAHAHAH! I xia dao! Omg!!! See her that eye big big, serious expression Hahahhah! cannot take it siak! Then all the boys think scold her something I never hear cos I was bending down, tears almost come out! Lame siak!!!

Then start drawing, i beside use eye power then a girl draw a beautiful sun out…then the yong lee say not nice let him improve…
“Wa piang what is this, this look like vaperon the water pokeon” ,the benjie beside keep critisie and i was laughing all the way Hahaha!

Then draw fish…say draw fish bone in the end suddenly draw got meat one then add add the ring above its head. Then the yong lee say he want draw monk he want draw monk..cos monk vegetarian then he colour the cloth… “The monk Lai Ang Ah” the khek yan suddenly scream…HAHAHAHAH! Soon people start to crowd around us see what yong lee drawing skill…very funny!!!

Then went eat lunch with yap,jolin, jess and ray and luckily we found a great seat and ray ask us want join this game…the amazing race for 7 dollar only…ok loh if the other join i also join in we form team!!!

Anyway my class got alot “Andy” all bring book to class one! Lucky they never shoot anything! But then all are craving for A and I was quiet the whole day..Jin Zhen ji lIE! Then today i never present anything loh! haha ok end here bye!

Naruto Fun at Yong sheng house

Meet justin and Yong sheng at bukit panjang cc play badminton and the racket I bring is my brother pri school buy one yeah can imagine how old is that racket haha! Anyway I was qi dai yong sheng badminton skill…OMG!!! He IMprove alot! I need to buck up my badminton skill cos he is my rival in my badminton haha! Then we play double team with yong sheng 2 vs 1 justin haha but still thrash by justin lah! Then kaopeh and crap for the whole game…NEXT TIME I WILL put my another hand In the pocket or behind! More men!!!

Then guess what…craving to go yong sheng house for 3 years Today FInally!!! His room is so much better than my room! His bed also!HIS cupboard also! lol! MOST ENVIOUS IS His room, his brother room, like almost every room got Flat TV and SCV! So good! They like watch TV on the bed loh SO SONG! Then his older brother look like him leh! Is true! Then we play his PS2 Naruto game SO GOOD! My house don’t have PS2 cos parent kaopeh and some more if I hide in my room very room they will also kaopeh so GOOD! Tong Ren bu tong min!!!

ANyway the naruto game is fugging nice! PSP only few characters this one got alot even the 1st 2nd and 4th Hockage also got! THen the super AHHH can choose one! And some more have to press butoon see either u kana the supper or your super fail! SO FUN SO FUN! Anyway! I lose to yong sheng! Only got 2 time I win him? Hahaha! Then Justin hmmm he win me one round also hehhehe! So fun so fun! Sianz JI pua! Then they say what if I lose have to answer thier question -.- They lose hor I cannot do anything to them! Not fair!!!

Then go lot 1 for dinner and my mother ask the kid in my house pei us! Then we chat there loh…Oh ya today yong sheng fa sheng Jin, think he kana my virus liao! He keep say himself ugly which me and justin dun think so! Chher up dude! DUn do Any SHA SHI! Then saw my relative there wa piang sec 2 only smoke leh then his freiend got treat the kid the Mac orea ice cream haha! And I think 2 of his friend overheard what I tell the 2 bitch about my gangster relative …SHIT! I am too ba gua haha! But then really naugthy lah!

Thats all for today,…tml shall talk about my new class!

Hot Sizzling Body/ New class

Just watch the Channel U show…Every tuesday 8 pm! I am Motivated!! I am Inspired!!! VIncent Wong Body is way too hot! HOT!!! HOT!!! I WANT HIS BODY!!! AnyBody got the portion for me to drink to have his body pls call me!!! AHHH! Gonna watch this show to see how they train up their body!!!! To the other guys : Dun watch the show thanks!

Anyway Vincent wong say a phrase :
“Start to adapt a sport hobby”

For goodness SAKE I don’t Like any sport now! Well I like Volley Ball but no chance to really learn it, I also use to like soccer, but too bad not many chinsese play!

I WANT HIS HOT, Oily, Muscular, Six Pack,Big chest, Nice leg! ARGH!!!!Can’t control myself paiseh! Anyway I now aming to have that Joshua Ang body… Grrr….I see him bu Shuan! He can act in the movie why I cannot! Pui!

Anyway… finally know my class and most important is Who are my classmates!!! Very sad is…NO ONE froM previous semster same class as me!!! SHe..yesh she….not same class with me!!! muaaaaaa!!!! Haiz…. The distance of us will be far apart?

Anyway quite happy that Same class with two girls from year 1 semster 2….Mel and Alvina…both I didnt talk much de -.- Nvm! I will use this time to talk more with them! And also see a familar name: Toh Yong Lee! Yap shui huat year 1 semsster 1 friends whom I also know haha. And my class total only got 20 people! 4 teams only!

But luckliy, I am same class for all the 4 days! Don’t need to worry which class I enter or enter wrong class ..I am the always lucky one!

Anyway, despite not same class with previous semster guys, We can still find each other very easy and eat together de! Bye!

Some time think too much for people is not good…

Have been thinking this for past few days and start to form hatred cannot tahan anymore must unleashed! Argh!!!

Firstly, I am very touch I got a friend who know how to save money and teach us…but i wont say out who is him heh heh.

But some time when help people think of saving money is not good either…people will say you are kiam siap…that happen to me yeah!

An example only :An outing…the purpose is to see each other and keep in contact and enjoy but why will choose places like go Escape theme park or eat at some high class restaruant…and when I say why not we go somewhere no need money one, people will say you kiam….not infront of you of course but behind your back! Kinda back stabber!

And stop being sacarstic! I dun like Sacarsticim!

btw… This is kind of horoscope thingy…believe if u want…leo people hate people critisize him especially toward the money part! For people who thought I am rich or what…you are wrong! I am poor! I got explain in my previous entry…go read if you want!

Yeah I am at wrong too…cos i didnt work for this holiday people start to jealous and think I got money..I got my own reason for not working! I also list it out in my past entry! I am working after I done with the stupid profesional profiling things!

Lesson to be learnt : Don’t think so much for people! Will get detest in the end when try to be helpful =)