Forbidden & Permissible

SUPERMEN!!!! SUPERMEN!!!! SUPERMEN!!!

Today eat lunch went hawker centre with class again and so many bad things had happen to we boys!!!! I order Lemon CHicken rice knn neh neh ku ku jiao!!! I am the last one to have the food!! Every body was waiting for me very long! So Paiseh! EVen piss off is…It is ReallY lemon Juice!Lemon RICE! LEMON CUcumber!!! FUgging SOur!!! I eat until my Lan jiao steam!!! Vry sad is desmond eat chicken chop half way…MiLo spil on his food! Woot! Milo CHicken chop! I waste my 4 dollar he waste 5 dollar! Then when the aunty clear table the vegetable oil spil on daniel jeans then we laugh him say later the itchy slolwy spread to his lanjiao there Hahha! Knn sway everybody -.-

When so many things had happen….Suddenly My mouth was wide open wihtout knowing, My tears alomost come out…I SAW JANE!!!! 3 months didnt saw her and she is walking pass me again!!! AHH!!! Then her friend know I bio her saw me then laugh! Never see before a guy Ti Ko pek Ah!!Jane also dun bother to turn around to at me *sob sobz* On the way back to school, Woot! 2 chicks come out from the book shop!!! My heart clench, my face stern! FUGGGIN SEXY!!!! Nice Body! Nice Face!!! and One Look LIKE PUSSY CAT DOLLS THAT MAin SINGER OMG!!!! And they both hack care me when I was trying to smile at them SAD!!!! Hahaha ANyway I am not ti ko pek lah! I am just hmm..LOL! No comment hhaha!

At night went watch supermen with yap. I at first keep think that this show will be a boring show to me, worst than x men and fantastic 4…I was Wrong!!!! IT IS FUGGING FUGGING NICE!!!!I was gasping and cover my mouth through out the show and almost cry!!! But too bad the only movie that make me really scream and cry in theater is SPIDERMEN!!!… supermen 2nd bah! Woot! I rate this show 5 over 5!Nice story line and NICE SURPRISE!!!! I think he is the most shuai superhero I ever saw liao…really 9 marks..fuGing shuaI!! WOOT!!! Dun believe? Here it go!

To Doctor Ah siao siao, Cosmetic specialist:

MAY I HAVE THIS FACE!!!! I KNOW IT WILL BE SIMPLER TO OPERATE ON MY FACE AS MY FACE IS LONG ENOUGH! CAN U ALSO INJECT MUSCLE TO MY BODY TOO!!! THANKS ALOT!!!

Ok anyway guys I will be away for camp from tomorow to saturday 11 30 pm!!! Don’s miss me!!! Cos..SUPERMEN will RETURN!!!!

The hatred boy

Haha rotten at home bo liao decided to take pic with my shade!!!
Haiz today whole day didint go out! And some one who break promise to me COMe and LI SIAo ME ASK ME ” YOU whole day at home ah” FUGGER NEH NEH!

Anyway very proud that I can hold my temper to him…. I am Not XIao QI!!!! ^^Haha but then still very vengence now…nvm this hatred will make me become a better person! Lesson learn: Don’t any how promise people/ Believe people promise easily/ Dun break promise haha =)

Spidermen 3 is showing next year may 7 ! SPidermen JUST SUIT ME!!! He got darkness same as me!!! He body is flexible same as me!!! Most importantly HE IS a HERO!!! hahahhaa i am so crap and anyway going to play back maplesea!ELse I will die at home!!!!

Are you a gay?

Wahaha this few days class was discussing gays thingy…haha cheng zhe say he hate gay very ji dong then neh neh ku ku that ray TUo Wo Xia Shui say Cheng zhe like me! Then they suspect desmond is gay or not hahaha…I think he is nope bah based on my zhi jue =) Then si cheng zhe say me and yap gay fug him neh neh__

Every body was so enthu to Homosexuality so I decided to let u all take a test wheather u are gay or not! This is for boy only but in this website also got lesbian test so for the girls you all may try it

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12962960799257916621

I took the test…HOLY SHIT!!!! ME is 51 percent gay!!! Omg! Means I am a bisexual???!!! Lol! Omg!!! But then maybe not accuate bah cos some questions is about programe I watch and I dun know what the hell is the programe so answer : Isint it a gay show all the way?

P.S Yong sheng and shui huat Must Take the test and tell me the result hahaha! Ray go take the lesbian test i wan see u really bi or not =p

What is the White precipitate found in my urine?

* Attention pls! This blog contain disgusting and obscene words , for those who feeling unwell or just after eating…Pls dun read…I repeat….for those who are feeling unwell or just after eating…pls dun read! Thanks for your kind understanding! *

Today bio chem practical do URINE Testing! KNN NEH NEH KU KU! I am so freak OFF ok!!!! It is damn paiseh to use my urine … but cheng zhe say he force himself urine until his bladder and admomen muscle pain in his other modules and I am the only guy left in the group! SO I boh Bian had to volunteer and use my precious urine! >_<

Before going I had to drink the whole bottle of my water knn still no urgent after 30 min! Boh bian had to go toilet force my self to urine…stand there close my eye..some time had to open my eye abit had to make sure my aiming is correct…for almost 10 min? Then SPLASH! My aiming sux -.- finally i manage to get zhun zhun 45 ml of my urine!!!! Then when I go out of the toilet holding my urine..a guy from other class just come in and he eyes big big look at what I am holdidng… ” See what see never saw people urine before ah!!!” Knn paiseh!!! And true enough..MY Muscle pain!!! AND Kidney pain!!!! -.-

Then bring back was damn paiseh…dun dare let the girls see my urine in the end slowly all start to hold my urine and test liao! Then Sianz Ji pua!!! Ray ask HOW COME GOT WHITE PRECiPitate found in my urine!!!! -.-zzz

Quiz time

What is the white ppt in zhi cong urine?
1) He pcc yesterday…issit dry semen?
2) He wet dream
3)STD!
4) He went geylang yesterday
5)Phosphate substances as I drink fresh milk this moring

Wahaha..only i know the reason! Neh Neh Ni Pu Pu!

Anyway I found out that I am not a healthy person actually cos my urine is damn ACIDIC!Had to add alot of NaOH to neutralise it!! TOO FEW AMONIA IS removed from my body!!! I am toxic!!! And my urine is hot! Today I think the work I never contribute anything excepy MY Urine! Went for a talk ” Rescue turtle” then yap come my class use my laptop and copy down notes for the test! Haha he say he like my class people all very friendly..wahaha =)

My one is big
My one is big

I was finding ” CUte picture of shit” in google and found this pic!

OMG!!!! KNNNN FARGING FARGING CHIO!!! CHIO JI BAI!!!! CHIO LAN JIAO NEH NEH BIN!!! WA PIANG MY FAIRY JIE JIE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHOMG!!!! CCB CHIO!!! NEH NEH KU KU !!! FARG !!!I WANT TO FREN WITH HER!!!! TOo BAd she not singaporean bah =( * Can understand how ji dong I am when I found this pic*

Anyway after school went to town with seasonboy and rasa. Then walk past a traffic light…SAW XaIVER!!! THat SI Yong sheng say “EH XAIVER”! HE GlanceAT US! SHIT!!!! Lucky I alomost 1 year didnt talk to him hope he dun recognise me bah ! Then I was saying omg omg so loud then front guys turn back look at me and ys -.-! WHERE SHALL I HIDE MY FACE!!! Anyway going town after school is Really diu lian…FIrstly: WEAR SPEC IS UGLY! Secondly…FACE IS CB OILY! THirdly..HAIR IS SI BEH UGLY..NO time to make in the morining! Fourth..UGLY CLOTH AND STUPID BAD AND CARRY A STUPID LABTOP!!! Sob sob!

Then we decided went to doby gaut on the way me workback part time detective to find out some one like who… but still no result found and detective li actually carry out some psychological test but still no result! Haha! Then hey got a concert outside doby gaut!!! Tank, Guan Liang, Kelly, He yao san all got come but I only saw SUperband contestant only -.-

Then went to cathay…first time go there…NEXT TIME WATCH mOVIE GO THERE WATCH HOR! We sit outside the cinema stone…Then let rasa see my old seconday sch pics…SEE MY TOOT HAIR, MY NERDY FACE, MY UGLY SHIT FACE! HAha and see the yap,justin and ys young face. Then Rasa friends samuel they all walk pass us then they shy walk and hide dun dare say hi to us…haa actually we should go there say hi bah cos we older? Haha rumour that samule look like WU yan zhu and edison…but then no lah….not look like them but still very shuai and got Min xin lian =)

After that go home with seson boy, rasa go back find them. Then Yap psycho ys and justin take train with us. ANd WE got hell lots of chat on the train! Justin voice very loud and laugh very loud and I can actually see people lookking at us. Talking about how I kaopeh by change yee in school, sec 2 me keep roll brow by justin and rape by him, Ys always kaopeh me, Arnod and Feros two ah siao! Wahahaa..think back is sure damn FUNNY! Then talk about working… I still remember the scene when Andrew work with us in popoular HAHA! Remeber he always talk to him self and his power , ” Snaake swallow bird” power…So funny!!! Hahaha!

Anyway..i notice my hand is mutated….MY lady finger keep QIAO QI LAI WHEN I TYPE MY key board! Argh! Had been looking at my hand for the whole day…I think I shall tie it like chopstick!

Applied chemistry practical crazE!!!

Today we need to prepare 300 ml of 0.5 M NaOH solution…
Drink it…will increase sperm count!
I am holiding a corrosive HCL !!! Drip on my glove can feel the Power siak!!!!
Leader Jolin testing the pH of NaOH while Professor Susan on the left use eye power! Worker Jasmine low rank so didn take pic of her face Muhaha!

Never saw a mad scientist work before? * Holiding a empty conical flask…act pro*

I never knew so fast the stress come -.-

Argh! Today send my PP Proposal to approve and I never knew…SO FAST APPROVE!!!! Neh NEH KU KU BIN! Had to start work liao cos I was only given 16 weeks to complete else …FAIL!!!! I havent xin Li ZHun Bei how to start!!!!

For those who not in Republic Poly may wonder what Is PP…It is professional Profiling! You had to profile either a successful entrepuner like creative CEO, a professional, company or a profession…I choose profile a professional! RP different from other poly…no industral attachment! Our Sch replace it with CE Points and PP ! BAd is I cant get any money and real work experience but good is slack and next time boss wont care you got work in industral attachement before…they want see your knowledge all this…thats y PP come in! Haha so happy My CE Point going to be full…3 more DA POINT!!! THEN I DUN NEED TO Stess on it LIAO! Now is PP…

Thought of interview my cousin wife who work in pharmacy but then some time people are selfish… never reply my call and smses! Some more she know I want profile her le…tao yan this kind of person at least reply me mah..make me wait so long! SO Boh BIan I try to ask can I interview my father who study only until sec 2 last time! And CAN!!! The consultant also give me alot of ideas and tips! Thanks Daniel Phee!( rember the guy who laugh like a dog =x) Ok so here come my proposal!

Subject : The men behind every delicacy

Focus Area : I am going to profile on my father who is an assistant head chef, professional cook, at a well- known restaurant: Pearl River Palace which situated at Suntec city convention centre. He has more than 20 years of experience as a chef . I would identify how his passion, hard work and obstacles he meet that make him to be so successful today over the last 20 years and learnt from it and applied to my future work style.
I would also identify his challenges and skills to meet customer’s demands and against competition such as training younger cooks, managing resources, conflicts, events and the future of this profession. I will also expand the profile include the restaurant he works also, doing a SWOT on the restaurant and how he as a chef plays a major role in this restaurant.

Remark : Remember to include your personal reflection, what these findings mean to you personally.

Seem easier to profile a person who always I saw…but then my relationship with my father is bad….Dun even talk to each other…zhi cong had to pluck up his courage!!! Ok I am not so free like last time liao…can’t go out often…I WILL Faster finish up and RELAX Until YEAR 3(FINAL YEAr PRoject HELL)!!!

Detective Zhi cong De Ari MAs!

Wahaha…i am not a detective…I am going to spy alot of people…so all must care full whor! Just read a magazine and do a test on how I shake hand with people…and it is show that I got a good Analytical Skill…I will know what the person is doing and what the person is thinking…beware!!!

Anway Another FACI Dun teach us any more…the Shabena or nana watever! So many Rp faci leaving RP and can you imagine one day no more people want teach in RP!!!??? THe school will collapse and we this RP student will suffer No body want employ us! Haha think too much liao! Oh well she left is good for me…she give me 2 straight C and first to give me C de faci! Dun like her! Then the new faci face look like MIss tan, my sec sch english teacher HAHAHAH! Scaly she say ” THis is A MOCKERY!” Woot!

After school, yap want buy dumbell and we went Causeway point Alibi shop see…in the end didnt buy. Thought of going bugis just now but very far so hey Rasa! remeber she told me yesterday she is working in IMM today! So go find her but havent went out the Jurong east ticket machine she come find us! That stupid yap go tell her I say my face look like YANG CHEN lin! HE is shan CAI/ ZHA CAI BEN (mix vegetale rice).

Then went clementi eat porridge. Then we alk alot and very disaapointed one of our friend have change…wu yao ke jiu le haiz… After walking, yap start to ask rasa who she like..and my ear is up to listen! Haha! And whole time I am quiet…becareful wor..cos when I am quiet means I am thinking deeply! =p

Anyway got to revise for this coming chem test and next monday Anatomy test…This whoe week end is gone!

Start of school again ^^

Today moring on the way to school saw marc the handsome guy who face look like liu gen hong. But then he walk -.- knn ccb neh neh sissy! Me and yap behind sing cai hong tian tang haha and I keep laughing…I just cant stop laughing when saw this kind of people hahhaha…I am so bad..I scared I got the karma later.

Today kelvin yap told us today is the last day he teach us! So sAd and happy!!! Happy I don;t need stress and get better grade!! Sad is his teaching really well and today he talk alot on choosing the right path in the university, get PHD or get merit blah blah…I only take in this 2 points =x. Then whole day very song…do nothing just stare at the Urea cycle blankly then go home liao.

1st break out go canteen with class, at first dun wan de but then ray psycho me say I pao qi ta men so I very gan dong so follow loh…fan zheng I at class also do nothing. Guess what… in canteen saw marc and his friend again…i treat them invisible cos they treat me last time ^^. Then ray was complaing she have more 21 pimples….her blog is damn funny i saw liao keep laughing. I better dun advise her anything else she slaughter me! Heard she sun burnt when she just stand for 15 min in china…poor thing. When sun burnt go use alovera cream apply on the skin…very good one de!

Hey I feel like playing dota! Cheng ze sit beside me play and I see the Big beetle move very cute siak HAha! and It seem easy to play leh…really just use one hero move lai move qu dun even need to care how many army u build ( auto build one) and war tactics. Then we were discussin about the coming camp…it is at Sembawang BB/GB campsite. And Heard from ray that the pay is not 8 dollar per hour!!! -.- watever I just go for the camp enjoy. The programe havent plan yet but anyway….I AM NOT TONNING OVERNIGHT EVEN WATCH SOCCER! As whebenver I ton night, big pimple will auto pop out! And THis kind of pimples is very dififuclt to cure one!!! Then we plan the kit list and lame ray put condom -.-zzz. I think that one is for cheng ze bah cos we say he will rape desmond or demond rape him -.-. Then we ask cheng zhe alot of lame thing like thre got spa, bathtub all this lolz! Most funny is desmond keep ask him the air con got fan so can adjust wont blow on him…He ask for 3 time! So funny! Then I ask there got sauna or not haha! Cheng zhe say it will be a relax camp! I hope so hor!

Haha this is picture of my shade….cool ? Ugly? Shuai? Gay? Anyway I think it is nice and i wear it next time I go town in the moring! Haha!

Shopping Shopping

This morng yap sms me ask me pass his work paper to him… then i suggest him go south view lrt station wait for me as there no people! Then he say he dun wan he will be very grateful if I come cck find him. I dindt comb my hair, I wear the dirty cloth, I havent wash face ask me go cck where there alot of people! Lucky stil quite early not much young people else I will dig his asshole! He still ask me go lot 1 eat with him neh neh! In the end…he didnt go work -.-!

Wahaha paiseh to yap, marcus and kok wei didnt go out with them today. Go out with family instead cos can get alot of free things (Mother bought one) to get and brother last day at home..he going to reservice for 1 week! But later got meet yap they all again hahaa!

So the first stop is orchard! Walk around taka then walk Heren. I tell my mother this place is famous got alot of gays then she saw liao keep say Guy Guy Guy! -.- I don;t know the couples know or not -.-! Haiz go out with my mother always like that one. Then went cineleisure food court eat and hey yap,marcus, kok wei and cai ling also come there eat hhaha! Then we go off to bugis and they later come meet us. Cai ling didnt come later as she had to go home because mother nagging at her haha…naugthy girl!hoho

Reach bugis….first thing go find the guy who critzie my sister last time. The story very long lah..jus that this guy brain abit sot sot so curious go see who is it then go bugis street! On the way to bugis street bought a nice shade! I shall up load the picutre soon! Then at bugis street there bought a shirt and a new puma shoe! Kok wei bought a new watch nice nice! After that kok and marcus take bus home while yap and us take train home. Yap was again talking polictal things with my mother and ask her give birth pain or not -.- Then he say my brother look like Tang shen zhan and sister look like tie shan gon zhu so lame -.- I am ZHI ZHU JIN (spider demon) as I suck in yap’s SHuai qi and Yang qi -.-

Tml school start liao Sianz Ah! First day Biochemistry! -.-zzz Stress again!