Forbidden & Permissible

A girl name Clara…( M18…pls ask for parent permmison before reading)

Today morning ccb 7.00 am wake up go jogging…being forced I very BEH SONG! So i run 4 round then walk all the way around the park! Then go home pia ms from level 30 to level 32 at first wan 33 but then I suddenly change my decission go bath and go city hall with family again…this time buy new monitor for the house computer…ai yah I dun care all this cos I only allowed to use my laptop..but it is good my sister she can play the lanjiao runscape and wont lag me!

Then at Jurong east mrt station Saw Su wen and her friends..one is the chiobu who at the subway last time and other one is that chiobu friend and she is the ger who add me in friendster before my life in RP…ermm quite ok lah haah!Then i say wave to her loh then in the train my mother and sister kepoh go sit closer to her then i stand further cos paiseh mah…then when alight I ask them how they say she got nice body…haha then go kia with them choose the monitor…then GAN HAO SHUI HUAT also at city hall there…so after buying montior go suntec pass it to my father who work there…then suddenly he and the xin ying come…then after get permiison from parent then zhao liao…

This ger xing ying ah…err she is a genlte ger lah very dan chun…but at least i got talk to her a bit lah lolz!Then when wan go home then know she is the Mr Fajar girlfreind and the both quarrel no wonder she like so moody lolz…then me and yap WASTE 2 dolar play the House of dead 4….TMD! diff loh u play long hand will ache one cos shake too much then reload only shake the gun abit but VERY DIFF!!!so we play less than 5min die -.- 2 dolar NiA!!!!!!!!!!Then go home me cough for 10 min straight..at first wan siletn cough but Cannot tahan thorat very itchy so very loud….inside bus peple look at me -.- Then beside me is a china ger talk to her fren wa biang talk so long never end zzzzz. Then the xin ying go her bf house tan pan lolz then me and yap got bukit panjang plaza.

AFTER SO many mth of not going there I go there si beh SUA KU INSIDE ALL CHANGE OMG!Bigger than last time!!!The ntuc also become bigger…ai yah farkng nice to walk can liao….and the ten toes which i work last time dao bi liao ke lian siak! tought of working there again…Then while we walking we talk about this ger name clara:
Her nipple when use microscolpe can see hamster
Her cb hair got chewy gum then when wan open like piazza hut that chesse thingy
Imagine a guy put his lj on her breast then she squeeze it then the hampster bite it
Her cb inside got centipede..whoever wan rape her lanjiao left tooothpic
Her breast is like enter the science of breast
and more but i forget
HAAHHAHAHAHAHA!! me laugh till peng!some more i coughing almost vomit!all thanks to that yap shui huat but there are some I also make him laugh till siao laugh until centepede claw out from his gan men

Ok conclusion: MY COUGHING UNTIL NOW STILL DIDNT HEAL!!!

Christmas outing with a shi lian yap

Ok today at first wan bring my sister alone but when wan go out we all feel like sleeping and she watching tom yam gong so no time to go out so only me go out with shui huat. Then when meet him he ask me first thing: You think you are shuai ah? I -.-, then i say no lah cb hair just now finger got problem make a cb hair out -.- Haha he also His front part hair no comment HAHA! Ok quit laughing, he very ke lian and shi lian haiz…

Then first stop go suntec, we walk walk then he keep say there is his san xin zhi di, then i dun know what to an wei him just ask him FORGET LAH!!! KEEP THINKING FOR WHAT!!! Then we go arcade see: HOUSE OF DEAD 4!!!!!OMG got this bunch of kids beat the last boss…they die keep insert coin lolz…FIrst time see the game and so fast see the last boss…cb bian tai siak! Half insect half human then can summon ice dragon out lol And the graphic very chio!!!! OMG!!! then they complete the ending… -.-. Then we go watch other people play from begining then HAHAHAHAHA! we saw the fat zombie then we start to say one person : clara! We very bad siak keep kaopeh her then the 4 th stage boss is EVEN CLARA HAHAHAHAH!! ME KEEP LAUGHING! the belly and the neh will shake around like real one haha conclusion the game rocks!!!!! 90/100!!!! but 2 dollar per game __

After suntec go marina then we walk to link way to the PAN Pacific hotel, INSIDE SEE FROM BELOW TO ROOF! FARKING MANGIFICIANT!! GOSH! Then me and shui huat go take some pic at there then he say he is November Chopin Jay zhou and me is luo zhi xiang -.- we come from tai wan to promote out album! HAha yar i go the toilet there da bian.Then walk back to marnia sqaure then talk about this ger again: clara HAHAHA! Then when wan eat go find that farking atm -.- then i at first wan take out 20 dollar but machine only can dispanese 50 dollar -.-MY BANK ACT LEFT 750 BUCK OMG !!! FARK !!!! Then go eat the omelte friied rice.

Then go esplanadae..he say his shan xin zhi di again -.-. Then we go listen the ger sing song SO CHRISTMAS !! OOO HOO!! Then go write down the card and hang on the lampost there..yap write his mushy thing i dun wan see I write merry christmas on one side and draw a cute chirtsmas tree then another side write I wish myself,my family and my friends happy alwways then hung up ^^ Then we sit at one corner sing song cos he very sad wan forget..I sing sad song he not happy ask me go sing chinese new year song -.- Then reedit to clara version VERY ER XIN!!! Then sing jay song balh blah then walk and sing then go back take bus home

On bus listen his mp3 OMGGGG!!! A FARKNNINGIGIGNIGN NICE SONG CCB I LSITEN MY FACE CHANGGE AUTO HEART CLENCH LIKE GOT ARROW SHOT INSIDE OMG!!! YAP SHUI HUAT I WAN THE SONG!!!! CCBNICE!!!

ok go home see my sister they all got christmas present me dun have -.- but she say the food sux lcky i didnt go ok i go sleep laio: to yap shui huat : FORGET AND LOOK AT BRIGHTER SIDE!!!

Ok one word for today christmas eve…sux!

Sianz siak early morning mother wake up ask us go market…i tell u all…I go market for 1 WHOLE WEEK!!!! Ok 7.30 wake up everymoring TMD! THis few days very tired…i dun care next week I Sleep until 2.00 pm then wake up cos last week holiday!!! Then always go market always go there do those stupid gym items like twisting my waist all this PCB all for LAO AH PEK LAO AH MA and little children and if i dun do, home router will be vanish -.-

So go home very tired but no time rest straight go bath…AND TODAY PROMISE TO GO SENSTOSA!!!But PCBBBB go Science centre! Tmd at first I quite ok with it cos got snow ma BUT PCB AGAIN!!! RAIN THEN THE PROGRAM CANCELLED SO WHOLE DAY STUCK INSIDE THE SCIENCE CENTRE!!!! Then all the things inside are so lame! Then while I am figuring out why the lampa picture turn 180 degree then it will change to a cheebye picture, SIANZ JI PUA a CB RAIN WATER DRIP ON ME then I thouhgt ai yah nvm then move to other place then CB AGAIN ANOTHER RAIN WATER DROP ON ME! Soon the water become more and more big whole floor flooded Lol then the security gurad very kan chiong keep use walkie talkie then we watch show see how the carpet rotten. Then we go the sport room, see my house kid play soccer with other kid, i feel like join in but all litte children so outside watch only. After that walk ah walk ah then go my favuoite place use miscro scope see bacteria all this lolz. Then go out play bubbles…so romantic -.- OK ANYWAY IT SUX! WHOLE DAY SUX!

Cos science centre at jurong there so mother go there shopping and here come the most BEK CHEK THNG! My mother go listen a aunty promote a belt to make body straight then MY mother ask me to wear that thing PCB! Like sport bra! But then the aunty keep say boy can wear…so i wear loh then alot peple walk past keep looking at me…cos I now is the model, then the aunty ask me walk around even worse, cos that thing make me walk like cat walk like that tmd! then my sister say got few people my age walk past laugh __ in the buy loh cos bo bian my body hunch like siao and wear at home no people see haiz so paiseh siak!

haiz sianz ok i stop here -.-

Ok today wole day as usual half ms hlaf msn half naurto everything half half do cos si beh sianz! So in the end my life is like half-life…just crapping =p Haha then in the night black gan men come my house. He at first say 7 de but then until 7.30 then come cos he work go home sleep and bath first bah.

The resaon he come my house is ask me teach him how to do a blog, so i teach him very impatient lol cos no time to play ms =x. Then after a blogskin come out i hlep him post first blog : shui huat is a black gan men then he go delete -.- Then he go do his blog half way again chat with mother…this time not politic this time is alot on love thing, ghost thing blah blah. Yar and also about me..say what i dun wan work -.-, gers i like in sch which I nver told my mother ….sianz siak now more pressure to find job liao sianz!

Ok anyway today I learnt alot things lah see them talk for 1 and half hour…I maybe going to find a new life, here are the options:
1) find a girlfriend
2)work and study
3) 100 percent train my body, facial DIY, health DIy all this
4)study well

Ha ha ok i go slepe liao tml got a blog coming up family outing again…TML IS chirstmas eve =)

Zhuai
Distorted face
Alcohol Freak!!!
Red Vodka =p

Happiest day

I AM BACK!!!!MY SICKNESS IS GONE only abit coughing.The first thing I wake up is hear my sister and brother whispering what cake to buy for mummy…then I say orh today is mother birthday…sianz i think we all very the not fillal…mother birthday dun know, on that day then decide -.-
But then my mother ask us to go NTUC, usually we will say Awwww auto but we today diam diam go.Then sianz ji pua reach downstair saw 12th floor aunty my mother go chat with her then we rest 4, sit at other block chairs wait.WAIT for 45 min STILL HAVENT talk finish,WAT THE… But quite good liao we 3 sibling very long didnt talk like so long. Then My unrin balllder going to burst then I decide to go home xiao bian first, then when we walk past them, the aunty then paiseh then go off,then in the end go lot 1 xiao…I think my bladder got a small hole liao -.-
At NTUC SI BEH HAPPY SIAK!My mother bought 2 large bottle of wine then 4 bottle of vodka lolz!thanks to my sister who never drink vodka before.HAHHA! THEn go home take few pics with vodka, my sister cb lame, think she is the model to advertise the vodka we just bought make those stupid pose -.- Then me take self pic loh =x In the end, we didnt bought cake cos mother dun wan us to spent money on this bo liao thing

Rest for only 30 min, everybody chiong changing, cos my brother gf wan go work we sun bian go with them mah then put that farking contact lens Force it to STICK TO my FARKING PUPIL!In the end red eye -.- . Then Scratch out a Lumpy of wax make hair then go in the end, HAIR MORE NICER THAN LAST TIME!! NExt time I will use more wax liao dun wan stingy lol.Then chiong, wait for my sister to put her farking makeup in the end my brother gf late for work for 20 min -.- We go marnina square shopping but my mother not happy cos the things there very expensive, she at first wan go bugis buy new year cloth lah but my brother dun know y him wan marnina square….But hey! THAT PLACE IS FARKING NICE!!! lAst time so many renovation now DONE 99 percent OMG! SO nice! Then we watch the Barbie show, the ang moh very chio when she jump up i can saw her black shorts hidden benath her long skirt lolz Then walk walk till my father finish work then at night we go find place to eat, my father bring us to food junction we -.-” then we go pasamania but I think not suitable for birthday dinner then in the end we go eat at a japanese restaurnt lol! BUt then only i know the payment system inside cos i got work before mah, i eat Ramen cos I wan follow NAruto, then the rest eat the rice set.My father teach us how to eat like a japnese like Ramen when eat must got sound as this is to show polite, then i make the sound until some soup Sprout on my mother face =x But very happy lah can eat in restaurant so happy 88 dollar total so lucky number!Then go home da bian.

Reach home bath finish sim ask me go ms so i go loh…sianz siaz vic say 3 days to pia until level 40 -.- BO KOR LENG! I pia to level 30 i very happy liao =x Then after that go read my blog HHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAH!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! I AM FARKKING SHOCK! So many new tags my blog in one day time and all say about change in me lolz! I BECOME COnfident HAHHAHAHA!!! OK very touch glad got people notice liao, but i still dun know i really become confident mah hahaahaha!!!

Ok I miss alot scene in vapire 3…reaL conclusion: My communication with family has improve

My War with Flu/ King Kong

Oh sianz i last time very happy my imuune system rocks but opposite -.- Straight after I say that nigh keep snezzing then those nose liquid keep drip out…I no tissue use my cloth to wipe of… whole night cannot sleep then next day pia ms…suddenly body feel si beh hot!!!! Outside touch not hot is inside feel hot!!!! Computer radiation really damaging…so Eat medicine sleep then 11.00 pm wake up hao liao then lie on bed until 3.00 am sleep again….Then whole night use 2 thick blanket to cover to force myself sweat it out..next moring wake up better liao not sick but still abit headache then go out with SBs.FUll attendence =)

Before I talk about the outing, I really wan to thank to my mother who cook so many SI beh healthy thing for me to eat…like the bittergourd soup…I kow alot people drink half bowl dun wan drink liao but me drink 2 bowls stillnot enough…for the sake of my sickness…=)

I meet them at cinelesisure then very happy shui huat say what i side view very shuai what my hair very nice but soon they all kaopeh me again…this time very few on gan men big or attract gays uncle but is they kaopeh me smelly!!!SIANZ LOH! I very sad nia….me since born always smell of soap so fraganance…but dun know why they wan say me smelly…and I SICK NIA!!I feel so sad =(
Here it goes: On street,outside got shuai ge and chiobu wear blue christmas outfit promoting the deodrant,but the 3 think is facial foam.Then when walk until the last 2 people, I accidentaly eye contact the chiobu then the chiobu walk to me pass me the deodrant, then the 3 laugh so loud -.- Me give a polite smile then walk fast fast. The chiobu and the boy keep laughing -.-. They laugh cos why got 3 mad guy laugh when they wan give a thing to a shuai ge =) Then the three say my face first but later they say is smelly, what my face very smelly so the chiobu give me=(

Then walkwalk abit then go watch KING KONG. At first I thought this show is those nomal movie nth nice but after watchng the end I nearly cry nia! How can a ape love a chio ger?!In the end it die, it die becos he wan protect the ger he like,to show the ger his power…and he is damn Innocent! A ANIMAL that should not be killed is killed! WHAT ARE HUMAN THINKING! CANT THEY GIVE HIM CHANCE!!! IT IS they aggitate the ape first AND FOR GODNESS SAKE!APE DUN EAT PEOPLE THEY are HERBIVOES!THEY SHOULD BRING HIM BACK TO WHERE HE BELONG!!!! Thats why i almost cry…I bet the theater in side got 70 percent cry liao SO SAD HAIZ! I swear i will go protect all the gorillas out there if I really become a zoology =) Then most funny is SHUI HUAT AUNTY GOT ACT INSIDE HAHAAHAH!!very kaopeh siak!

Then after watch finish walk on orchard street WA PIANG CB MANY PEOPPLE! But i like the atmosphere cos got festive season feeling so happY! Woo HOO!!!Hhaha i really like crowded area =)

Flu Frenzy In Family Yet family outing

Wa sian ji pua…yesterday my sister sick I still ask her watch Er Mo zhai SHen bian with me then she transmit her virus to me -.-. At first is okok de suddenly thorat pain Wa Piang…then i quickly Drink 4 cup water straight then keep drinking,eat the sore thorat sweeet,urge my mother to cook crystalium tea. Then In the end…pee in 15 min time interval….but must pee mah can remove the heat in my body =) Beofre sleep I eat a medince my aunt bought for us the day before then go sleep..

Next moring throat still pain abit..but better le and I AM OK!!! OMG!!! JUST ONE DAY!!! I AM OK!!!! My immune system ROCKS!!!But then still abit moddy lah dun know why leh…maybe when we guys sick,our hormone change abit then result in PMS,then become moddy

Then after that my mother say go IMM, so go loh, some more me si beh du lan with my Bandit dun wan play liao so go out SAN SAN XIN. I at first thought ai yah go this kind of aunty place no zha boh to see so wear shui bian and didnt wear contact lens go there…then in the end, after IMM go CITYHALL WTF!!!sian lah!!! Then in the GIANT, my mother wan buy a cupboard but the box too high we cannot reach so we ask a shuai ge help us take down, then he take down without ladder pro! Actually I taller than him can take down de but then scared i clumsy drop down break then my asshole prepare to be smaked liao -.- But after he take down, my mother say ai yoh so big how can go suntec, so we dicuss who wan go home first all this, but in the end we put back lol!My mother ask my sister thursday go take, sian leh then i quickly zoom off cos people take so cham we in the end put back very like what siak!

Then we go cityhall cos we wan go the agency to ask about what place should we go, got batan,bintan blah blah the aunty very good explain to us all clerarly..I think she will be awarded the best salesger in singapore,cos we in the end didnt go she still smile at us say welcome back, then I look at her face when we left, she still smiling, unlike those who face become black balck during this situation. Is not we dun wan, is we wan think over it again, cos my father take 2 day leave and this one compulsory 3 day leave so must ask him first.

After that go Funan it mall, i go take picture with MAPLESEA MODELS!!! OMG THE SLIME CHEEBYE CUTE!!!I take 1, i help my hse kid take 1, then take me 1 again.My brother go buy the Prince of persian for his PSP.Then go esplandae,Lucky today less people, and no chiobu saw me very gentle and nerd.Then go home.

Ok i better go sleep or lise my flue break out agian ciaoz!

Haha first time use photoshop!!! FInally I know how to combine pictures LE !!! Hehe Nice Mah!!! I miss my Cleric, NarutoFreak..MUAK MUAK!!!!

The day when I learnt alot

Sianz siak today suddenly no mood to pia ms nia so chiong 1 level then slack liao -.-

So decided to watch devil beside me with my sister…i at first wan kaopeh the show sux, wan zi bian qin wa nicer but after another 2 eposode change mind liao…same standard lol!!! SO romantic siak!!! But while i am watching I look very closely on ther actors face, 100 percent flawless! No acne,not a single of them…me start to blame myself why i was living in singapore and why singapore weather so SUX!! MAke my face so dirty!Prone to pimples!!!

Then sian ji pua my sister beside keep kaopeh me smelly all this say i got a weird smell -.- tmd watch show diam diam watch keep kaopeh for what -.- Then when i wan sing the AI mei she go put her feet out wan me eat her feet cb siak!

After that go see what my father cooking cos this sunday alot people my come my house cos is my ah ma death aniversary. My father go make the ROU SI..he go mash the fish into this smell so nice =) Every year during this time will eat alot hao liao yipee!!!

Ok father kaopeh liao i go sleep night…