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The boring and drunk Chalet

This blog will be a bit long but 3 days chalet nia of course must be long haha >_<

The first day

Me 15 min eary rich tiong baru mrt station there meet Jolyn and Justin then wait for 25 min justin come then another 20 min wait for Jolyn come then when reach pasir ris station there must pay $2 Admin fee for overtrip sianzzzzzz!!!!Should go tiong baru plaza there walk walk but there si beh wu lu dun wan =x

Reach there at first think it will be a good chalet got many room to sleep and bigger than down town and east coast there 3 times but sianz ji pua so few people on the first night sianzzz then i expect 2nd night will got more people stay over But SIAN JI PUA only 2 more peopple and minus 1 people stay over -.-

The first night dinner clara’s aunt cook for us …quite fen fu leh got fish,chicken wing,begetable and egg omelte haha then eat eat eat I make myself very du lian nia!!The vegetable sauce I say is dark soy sauce the fish I say is sweet and sour but actually is Tomato sauce then chicken i say got add honey but not lolz si beh diu lian hahaha but gd lah can add joy to the dinner…after dinner we watch tv abit then go out walk downtown buy shampoo -.-

The Journey from there to down town is farking bored and far lucky walk half way a shuttle bus auto stop for us then we board it loh lucky got the bus if not the watson store close liao then dun need wash hair liao then night ready to see fly flying around got da bian smell!!! After buying we go play bowling SIAN MY BOWLING SKILL DEPROVE DRASTICALLY!!!OMG!!I AM THE LOWEST !!40 pint nia alot Lan Gao Sianzzz!!Abit not happy that time =(

Yar we also bought back the most important thing VODKA!!!But canot let clara aunt know haha SIanz loh si beh expsenive 53 dolar for 1 bottle nia then we go back mix it with coke and ice and play THE DEath CIrcle haha this time got real alcohol to drink liao then…I AM DRUNK!!! FIrst TIME DRUNK!!!I feel si beh high and song and I keep ask for more vodka It taste so Great!!!Then Me tok alot of crap thing and keep laughing to myself then the radio suddnely got Britnny Spear TOxic My favourite song Lucky i can ta han myself from dancing lor lise i wll be strip dancing liao lolz!Then when close light XIA SHI WO saw jolyn’s dark toe nail only like potinak just infornt of me!!!Haha =x The great drinker is Jolyn lah she didnt drunk one..she say she 2nd night bring a more alcohol and shiok drink but she didnt come -.- SO SAD!!! NO MORE HIGH FEELING!!! I now si beh addicted to vodka!!!

The 2nd day

I am the ealriest wake up dun know y leh!!I am drunk and I am the earliest wake up at 9.30 -.- then Me drink orange juice while watching ku ku show when everybody wake up we go out buy food for that night…Jolyn say she go back home first then thought she coming back at night but didnt -.- haiz No music,no DRINK and NO ChioBu =p!!!We go bedok there the market buy crab meats all this loh!Yar before we go market we go k box sing SIANZ!!! MY SINGING SI BEH LAN LAH!!FIrst bowling now is singing!!SIanzz really sad liao but think is just wake up cannot sing well only at night i sing nice =x

Go back first thing is wash face…YAR FOR THE past 2 nights GOT A Freaking Pimple on my forhead cheebye EARLY GROW late grow NOW THEN GROW SI BEH SIANZZ!!!Very pain and er xin nia lucky 3rd day it is gone liao Yeah ^^ Then prepare for the bbq night…before the bbq night me and wei wen take taxi go his house take ps2 to play LUCKY GOT PS2 or lise will die!!!
Well…as usual as last first outing no full attendence haiz sobz =( Lucky got brian he help us bbq alot of food ..me bbq alot Cao Ta de eat liao will get cancer -.- 2 faci also come for the bbq the Justin orbis and Lydia haha SO gan dong!!!Then very sian I eat the crab meat eat until near vomit so many CRAB MEATs CAnnot eat finish!!!!Then no Jolyn we go back chher wan buy vodka BUT NO MORE SIANZZZ!!!Then we buy 2 Wiskey BUt dians SO NAN HE I DRINK abit YUCks dun wan liao And I WASTE 10 doolar ON THAT 2 wiskey!!!!Go chalet always waste so much money de…Then that night I sleep only 1 hr then go wacth sun rise But no sun BUT I SEE A SHOOTING STAR AHHH!!!!SO LUCKY AND SWEET I quikcly make a wish hope I will be better looking =x

3rd day

This is the first chalet I see everybody eager to go home -.- haiz cos too sianzz liao nth to commetn lah I go back I sleep until salvia drop out only really!!lolz

The comment on the chalet: It is bored,too few people stay over but at least got thing to do lah beside watching tv and so few class sprit..

Now I WISH GOT a 4e2 chalet again Miss all my boy friends there and hope it is not screwed like last time ^^

The Sentosa Trip

Sian Ji pUa this is the most sian sentosa trip I ever go so far -.-

Today not going there the beach bio ger and sun tan but go there watch my sister choir performance -.- I dun wan go but parent force me go…If I didnt go the router will be gone =x NO MS FOR ME !!!So bo bian go loh

We reach there about 6.00 pm at the musical fountain there saw my sister choir all the ger saw me all dun recognise me sianz ji pua! LAst time choir got tok now all dun recognise me SIAN JI PUA!!!My sister say they say I very white -.-

Then watch they perfom loh all the song I heard until I also can sing liao cos everyday hear my sister AH EH LU YA WIth the separnon voice I go there just keep take picture of them singing…YAR YAR got a chior ger face look like su wen siak!!!Far far look i thought is su wen hahhaa!But she got more meat than her lah >_<

While watching my mother ask me and my sister wan go join singing class, one of the judge os Jue Dui SUperstar wan recruit but i reject cos I now more interested in acting than singing maybe after my ns bah But very happy my mother say she help me find classes for acting haha ~~

After the performance and watch the ku ku monkey laser performance always the same one haha but my poor sis tio stuck outside cannot go in watch with us ke lian lazy to tell her story haha

Ok lah i stop here the next blog will be the chalet fun and pictures we take I will be back on 28th DUN MISS ME !!!SOBZZZ BYEBYEEEEE

Lycan angry liao see sim hp >_<
lycan sian liao haha woot~ Sim do power guard nice
Snow werewolf slash air haha noob me and sim
Marching yetis and a extra penguin
Lost baby Yeti and yeti mother
Haha Yeti tio stuck >_<

The siao Kia is back to work!

Haha after MC for three days for food poisoning,that shui huat is back to work…

Then hor starting i saw his new hair cut i diam diam didnt comment anything then he go comment on my hair first neh neh bin!Then I start to notice his hair very funny haha like bird just fluff its wing hahahaha!Like pufferfish also hahahaha!Like just fuck finish forget to comb hair hahahaha!But the most funny thing is the lame thing he talk out

We notice we got our own joking talent one is through face another one is through talking haha

Then hor we si beh hate the 2 china ger expecially the Mushroom head one tmd keep steal our delivery business!CHEEBYE!But honestly me and shui huat also fighing with each other for money haiz….hope dun break our fren ship -.-
Today orchard raining i forget get umbrella half way saw him come back from food dleivery then he help me shelter over wa i very touch then but hor -.- he wan the paper back 50 cent nia then we both argue argue 25 cent each person but he give me 40 cent cos he earn double mah yeah yeah ^^
The 2 china ger got one ger mouth very smelly smellier than me then shui huat say she eat china da bian grow up me eat choa chu kang da bian SI BEH LAME and funny loh me keep laugh till siao!Then another one is 2 gays come the restaurant eat then when they left we clear table clar halfway he suudnely say becare gay viurus in slang english HAHAHA VERY LAME but make us laugh till siao!
Yar yar then got this 2 ang moh they saw me serve them alot so give me 5 buck tip nia but I hao xin at first go put in staff box but LATER I REGRET NIA COS THE FOOD SERVE TO THEM IS SHUI HUAT SERVE ONE AND IF ME and him sare 2.50 each now we each person get few cent -.- HAIZ!But later another custmore give us 1.20 we share 60 cent each hahaha!

Haha anyway work with him can some time beh song but most of time very fun de haha !Keep up the good joking skill !!!

The first time I enter Restricted Area: Pub and The condom shop

The condom shop

When I receive the yellow paper saw the condom shop my heart thumble liao haha so Nervous yet excited I am GOING TO ENTER THE CONDOM SHOP HAHAHA!!!For the past few years I walk past hack care it or just glance at the display nth amazing finally I CAN ENTER!!!

Before I enter My head bend down and smile to myself cos si beh paiseh leh got so many people on street lucky at night…then when i step in wa The business very good leh got 6 people inside the small shop haha..then i saw a nerd uncle he was holding a fake cock haha…When I pass the food to the caisher, she was watching tv then got interview Jun Yang so i watch with her lolz! Watch finish smile smile give her change back then i start to shop around liao

I saw so many cute condoms, got clown head,spidermen head alot alot woot imagine when the boy fuck his lanjiao is a spidermen head HAHAHAHA…then can design your own condom then ask them make for you, saw lubricants,vibrator and erector also lah…But the most funny thing i saw on display is A SPOON! A Normal Big Metal Spoon inside a package with a half naked ger picture outside!
The Function of a spoon:
1)For Eating lah
2) Jiao KoPi
3) Feed semen
4)Dig Vagina
5)Apply Mayonese or butter on girl chest
6)Licking fun

HAHAHAHA!! SIBEH Funny and er xin leh!!!

Then another part is me enter pub the kor kor there very nice de, he ask me want to smoke mah -.- IS my face look like a smoker to you guys -.- The pub under 18 cannot enter but I enter can sit on chair chat with him a while yar yar enter there can get lung cancer de sianzzz smoke in aircon room but the good thing is can listen nice music

Oh well the next resticted area i wan enter is clubbing but need older people out there to bring me in nia!!will I Enter club?Stay tune~~

A hell bus ride back home

Today work should end at 5.00 pm but that shui huat sick then supervisor ask me go work until 10.00 i say no way!I am meeting frens!

Then today while on street with Jeremy they all stomach abit got problem liao…got wind inside…it is not stomache is even worse than that cos you wont lao sai out…the only solution is fan pi out!But my pi gu dun allow me to fan pi so i gek the pain continue shopping…

On the bus back home the pain is even worse,more and more wind inside my stoamch this time in bus i at first wan gek the pi cos got many people mah…embrassed… so gek GEK GEK until the pain is unberable I wan fan Pi liao But NOW the PI dun wan come out CHEEBYE!!So i start to massage my stomache then suddenly suffer from serous headache nia and Stupid eye pain nia I feel like vomit but I quickly close my eye and rest my head on my arm…If you are the person sitting down saw a very sick person like me what will you do?Of COS Get OUT Your ass hole and let me sit ANd TMD…before i am sick all eye open big big when i struggle i look at them all eye close TMD!!FARKING ASS HOLES! Then i cannot ta han liao so i call home for help liao i purposely TOk very LOUd HAHAHA very funny and kaopeh leh this is my conversation:

me:Hello Zhi yan ah ask mummy to listen
Sis:Mummy not at home…
me:Me now dying liao…stomach got wind, head very pain, go and prepaare a hot ginseng tea for me and prepare to help me massage my stomache and farking contact lens container
Sis: Ok where are you now?
Me: I am on a farking bus CHEEBYE quick quik

Hahhaa very strange hor then those eye close people some bio me some diao me..got a aunty say tsk tsk cb hate them!!!FInallly reach bukit panjang i saw a sit then quickly sit down the pain abit gone liao i say phew but suddely pain back again my brody crouch down and whole body got cold swat come out until reach cck interchange…this time i walk back my leg like jelly nia

When i step into home i take off my cloth jeans change to short lie on parents bed and shout help!Then every body like my servants all come see me, my sister give me the lao sai use medical oil help me massage my stomach, my father bring in the ginseng tea for me but i too xin ku liao ddint know that i am so xin fu then haha!While my sister massage ,my leg keep kiccking like cockroach before die cos wan the pi come out….POOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP…everybody run away -.- all the pain is gone ^^ then my sister bring me the stupid lens container and i remove the contact lens hahah imagine the scene I AM SO XIN FU!!!!

Ok let me the bio pro tell u all what make stoamche got wind inside:
First, eat too fast
2nd, weather too cold
3rd, keep sucking the air in
4th, dun laugh pls…MY LAMPA TIO SQUEEZE by the Tight Jeans and all the air inside the lampa go to the stomache TMD!!!

Sorry to Ernest and those support Wei lian I should change my attitude SORRY!!!

Work at Nai Nai Thai Restaurant si beh good ^^

Sian today promise shui huat 15 min earlier but zhun zhun 12.00 reach there…i thought the supervisor will beh song but she didnt leh haha and the supervisor very funny siak haha!!

Work at nai nai thai is stress free and free of kaopeh people wont kaopeh u de i keep plate slow no body care de i dun know how to mop floor people also wont kaopeh me just laugh at me the way i mop floor -.-

Then the soon i reach there I go out with this malay ger who on street those paserby malay boys say here psh psh to her lolz and got a guy come ask me what is her name nia but i agree that she is chio her face look like DA S !!!Really look a like!!! Then our first place is Wheel Lock there office very nice siak but hor GOT 1 PArt make me ffel very BEK CHEK! When I wan leave the shopping centre a ANG MOH open the door i thought she open the door for me so i cut across loh then she keep kaopeh say ” The door is not open for u” TMD!Fuck Her CHeebye! Even if she not open for me just keep quit lah let me pass first TMD! I hack care her dun wan see her cb face!

Today total me make 41 food dilivery..some at paragon there some at taka there some at far east itself…total i make extra $4.10 sian if make 8 more then 10 dollar liao!This job very good is 1 hr 5 buch 1 delievery papar 10 cent each then got free food and drink…yar there the caisher the water can drink until u vomit dun care one haha i very healthy drink plain ice water only.Then dinner i eat there also supper da bao back eat so good and some more the food we eat farking nice!!!!BWG!!!!SO NICE!!!

Then come back ee yer see 3 gays 2 wowen eating at our restaurant…got one make up his eye lid put a picute of a cute peacock there si beh er xin! Then he beside another gay keep bio me EE YER!!!Then i go help them pour water the peacock ah gua say “oh ok just a bit and make that lian hua zhi in a soft voice then beside one keep bio me and say thank you to me in a soft voice they all 3 tok always got the lian hua zhi come out de.Yar far east plaza is a legendary place of gays me must xiao xin wo de ku ku and pi gu liao

Haha toking about the stuff there all malays ecept the boss is malaysian chinese…work with thme very good me today didnt kana scolded anything haha!I SI beh like this job liao but too bad i work as part time haiz earn less than shui huat…Yar work with that ah siao can make me laugh hahahaha!I think i ask them call me zc cos all dun know to pronounce my name -.-

Yar yar toking about pronuacaiton me always tok no people understand de sianz then chilli balakchang i heard and say chili balala sianz…tio suan by shui huat but who care if i say this to customer they all will wan try it more liao chilli balala haha

Ok just a recape of the name the boss name is Alan( Baboon face)
Supervisor is Sheda( Butch) and who me always make her laugh
Lynda ( Da S face ger)
Serid( wear spec ger with good body)
Shafiah( quit bui and peng ger)
boy I forger liao leh lolz

Ok i dead liao zzzzzzzzzz tag PLS after read my blog haha

Rebonding Hair and Jue Dui Superstar Encounter

Today play ms half way my mother come ask me if I work later I say no but she cook early liao so bo bian eat loh..but she see me like wasting time so ask me go Boon Lay with my sister there ask my cousin cut hair

Hair styling
Haiz so sad for my sis she cannot do rebond cos we reach there late liao my cousin wife can only do rebond with me haha…but i rebond on the front part not the whole head..if whole head hair will like ger liao all drop down cb er xin…so the behinf part just cut it spiky like last time. Before using the heat clipper to make my hair straight, my cousin use a smelly medicine apply on the part where the hair is rebond…smell like herbal chicken siak!but smeelly de! Then go wash hair then use the heat cliplermake my hair striaght…the whole hair drop unil my eye level i can see it cue…but sloloty less and less cue straight liao…cb like ger siak…like Sadako lolz!But after few cutting and re dyeing of hair doen liao look like superstar liao haha!

Superstar Encounter
After that my cousin drive me, my sis, xiao di di,hiswife go jurong point…my sister si beh ma fan wat take a sample of sun block form guardian there and sun bian restore the PKN code for the handphone..haha i go there many people keep bio me some with the envious look lolz!seriously!GOt ah beng diao me also i dun care haha…then walk walk my eye suddenly BRight WEI LIAN in the addisas shoe shop!He sit on the chair and his parent and his sister paying the item…Then we keep look at him loh then he come out…he this time didnt use any blind stick his father hold him then when at the eclator…he stand behind me only ..think he flu keep sneefing haha….actually he real person short leh shorter than me on tv see like tall tall and can see some pimples after that go home liao loh

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