What I want for Christmas? November 19, 2007
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Do not feel weird or surprise duh!
I know Christmas is still long long way to go but do you know that the town council has already decorated almost half of the ever buzzing town area!
Dazzling ornamental lights hanging on the tree, talking goblins and I hope there are artificial snows pouring on the festive shoppers…
Big Awe!
Even the shopping center has already started playing Christmas songs…Er hem…
I am so sick of the Christmas songs in Takashimaya until I can almost sing every of them! ROAR!
This somehow boost my morale, just ab-it, when there are no business and sales =(
People are saving money for the Christmas, I suppose so or maybe due to the rising cost of living!
Oh well! Time to list down my wishes
12th wishes for my 12th days of Christmas!
Bear in mind it’s only a wish list, as in, the list contains some items beyond my grasp really. Just wishful thinking on my part * grins*
1st Wish
Hello Guys! It is time we shall dine at high class restaurants! Guys who are serving NS next year, it is time we eat good food first before we get our chance to taste the military style rations!
:: From Dawn Yang Blog, her Hong Kong trip::
Buffet Diner At Cafe Vic in Carlton Hotel!
Cost: Exact 41- 50 dollars per person!
2nd wish
I swear I saw the shirt at Taka AX Exchange boutique! It cost $139 dollars!
Santa claus will be a better man this christmas? Haha!
3rd Wish
AX Again!
:: Better brand than CK? Haha!::
:: I will rather get this than NUM colorful gay undies ::
4th Wish
:: IPhone is so In::
:: DO you know that, it is already available in town? 1000k to get one duh ( plus hack)::
5th Wish
:: Mass Orgy Party A decent dinning with all of them::
6th Wish
A romantic christmas night with her at esplanade balcony singing Christmas songs
It seems that I could only think of 6 wishes when I was allowed to have 12 wishes! This shows I am not greedy and I suppose Santa is asking his goblins to start making MORE gifts for me!
Gucci Sunshade
Play Station 3
A|X Jacket+ Shirt+ Jeans+Shoes
I know it is difficult but we all need to lighten up and stop grumbling about the commercialism of Christmas. Let’s embrace the spirit of giving. While it’s always nice to receive, nothing beats the joyous grin of your loved one when he/she unwraps the gift to reveal an object of delight.
I am thinking of what to give to my beloved friends who I owed them presents! Time to Start saving money!
-Buai! Merry Christmas in 1 month time-
I shall Shine! November 16, 2007
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I feel pain when I read my previous post on how daring i am to post a slut picture or simply called gay… SUCH A UGLY ASS HOLE!! I shall delete that post after this weekend!
A big Thanks to ray who called me in the middle of the night and her words just enlightened me and changed me! Also thanks to fatso who always tell me what she had told me, but you know… I can be bit fascist! HAHAHAHA! No lah!!! Just kidding!
For people who know me ( not just merely add me in Friendster or just meet for few days and smack ass break up), I am those very quiet and shy boy. When friends are talking, you will see me walk behind! Whenever people do things, you will see me I am always the follower.
HELL THAT IS NOT THE TRUE ME!
In-fact, I can did Lot better, lots better!
During the camp, the hyper active ray manage to guide the very “on” campers ( I really miss them lot). As for me, I will be always hiding behind her! Excuse me! I am a guy and I know I can do better than her!
* Don;t slap me , Ray!
Honesty, during the whole camp, I feel like shouting at ALL the campers to treat this camp as a camp and not chalet. It is only i hide it inside, don’t dare to shout at them. Alright I am from NPCC last time but I failed to be in the training group, i get posted as welfare head! So you can say…I am bloody noob in commanding people!
Think again…I join Takewando since primary three and got a junior black belt when I am primary six! Then, I can shout at people older than me ” knock it down”, HOW COME I just don’t have the balls to do it now!
Back to the camp…
Seriously, I always tell myself, this camp lack of discipline and how much I wish got some one will enforce on it! THAT SOME ONE IS THE ONE WHO IS PONDERING! Argh!
The thing need to be done, is to be daring! Really daring! Or just put it simply, I want the guys to learn!
Secondary school friends and some poly friends all know I am a very funny guy! Is damn funny! I can dance in the public, say vulgarities on the train and have different funny facial expression! But why the Akatsuki or my classmates know it yet?
They all see me as those quiet quiet, always do homework and then go home…WHY! Cause I never show it out to them! And why I never show it out to them…is cause I don’t want disgrace!
“Disgusting, er xin!” trust me ever since i heard from girls whom I crush on…it some how change my entire personality.
In terms of looks…
Sick of repeating myself…ALL MY SECONDARY SCHOOL FRIENDS WHO VIST MY BLOG! TAG IT In My tag box! Saying how ugly I am back in secondary school! I grew up in a full of insulting secondary school life! People call me mo Peng, Pimple boy, Ugly, Shameless whatever, this actually cause me feel inferior!
Once, a secondary school friend of mine say I look better than last time and look shuai! I don’t believe him but am i really that good looking already?
I feel inferior why I not as good looking as my friend is! BUt some how, because of their criticisim, I am what I am today! Not saying i am handsome now, is at least I look presentable!
I always have the shadow and feeling girls saying i am disgusting! Whenever there are friends gathering, I will sense it!
ZHI CONG WAKE UP MAN!!! You are what you are, nothing to hide from people! I know my sexual orientation has been many people concern, but seriously, people will accept who you are! I know I am gentle, more feminine but perhaps this make me have a better personality like caring, understanding and sensitive.
I AM A STRAIGHT! and I want to be a straight even I knew myself I got the potential to be ! I know I like girls and how much I want to have a loving relationship and yes I want to get marry! I got think of how many children I will have in the future and how fortunate my wife will be ! Like my father, i will cook for my family delicate home cuisine!
” I promise her I will marry her at RItz Calton!” THIS IS NOT JUST Merely SAY for fun ! IS TRUE!
So How to bloody hell change my gentleness…
DARING! DARE TO DO THINGS! IT IS THAT DETERMINE WHAT IS A TRUE MAN! I hope I will learn all this from NS!
So to Ray or whoever always wanted to tell me this but no chance, let me tell you now…I shall be a true leo, a lion that roar and not meow! A clever person, has good leadership and
DO something great!
I look forward working with the Akatsuki for the next project. I look forward too!
Gene g1546 activated November 16, 2007
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Today lesson totally gone case!
I catch no testicles balls! Just when I was about to give up, my kind hearted team member send me a short note and I use one sentence with 10 words during my presentation. Thanks man!
Have to use the sickening application come out with the protein and I am proud to say…I manage to come out this colorful protein! I am so delighted!
:: Structural Biology is a very man module!::
My mum bought me a tie to suit my black uniform.
Mum:”The tie nice hor!”
Me, without even bother to admire how colorful the tie is: “Errr…yar”
It was until today I notice the tie and it is…
::KINKY::
“Waaaa that is the most slut pic I ever seen”
“I am going to print screen put on forum”
” You just mastubate?”
OK WHATEVER! YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL CROOKED MINDED!
” Thank you”
” SORRY! Don’t don’t I change back dp”
” F*** your bolster”
Anyway, ever play facebook?
:: Vampire Mistress is so hot!!!::
Ladies and gentlemen…let us welcome the true identity of the vampire mistress…
(Get ready a plastic bag and do close the blog if you are eating)
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:: She is a transexual::
Buffet relationship or nightmares date November 15, 2007
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After 4 years breaking up with my that particular “unglam” first date, I am considered either a shy dater or I am just too damn indecisive. My last date ended with me in the toilet, squating infront the well-polished ivory toilet bowl vomiting out my 3 days dinner.
How could she liked someone who is a senile ( talked to himself) and worst, uglier than me 1000 times! Eee yucks!!! All this results friends laughing at me throughout our 3 months relationship! Alas, i feel damn horrible when I realise I actually dared to hug a Golem at Esplanade then!
:: MapleStory Golem::
Better put aside my horrendous reminiscent
I have come to realize that being single is a lot like being at a buffet, there is a smorgasbord of single types to choose from, they come in all shapes, interests and sizes, there are the big ones, the Washing Board Ones, the bitchy ones, the tall, the sporty ones, Chanel perfume smelling ones, the ones you wish to spend your entire life with, etc.
ADVERT OF MYSELF!!!
Whoever and ever have crushes or naughty thoughts on me…which category I belong to? Hmm…
If your guy likes being under the sun, getting pumped, rocking hard and having a large wooden stick in his hands, then you are dating “The Dragon Boater”. The Dragon Boater is a new breed of fitness fanatic; he is an average fit, tanned guy that gyms on the weekdays but come the weekends he is out there slapping on some tanning lotion, wearing the team colors, huffing, pumping and training for the next regatta.
TA DA! I am not the dragon Boater! Seriously, I am so jealous of thier muscular physique. But hey! Would you ever wanted to spend your romantic days with a hardcore sports addict!“Sorry, I got no time for dinner as I am too tired after the hell traning”
“I would rather you buy me a pair of Andrew Christian Swimming trunks than a box of chocolate”
Alright, stop my stereotyping on the dragon boates!
I would considered myself “The Instant Analysis” Guy, type of guy who after greeting and a handshake, he goes immediately into conducting an interview with questionnaire already preset in his mind.
Even before the starters arrive, he has already summed up your aesthetic score and would then react accordingly; if you fail then all you’ll get is a dinner and one liner answers.
As the main course finishes, he would have already matched up your likes to his likes and would have already found if the two interests were compatible; from here you should be able to detect a slight change of attitude towards you.
By dessert the results would be out, if he sees possibilities then it would mean a walk after the meal to nowhere just to chat, a trip to his place for a romp
or the night ends with just a walk to the station where you part ways, with him either becoming distant or never replying your msn, sms, emails. What ever happened to just getting to know each other?Any takers?
Currently, I am utterly mesmerised by the girl in this MV
So sad can, the MV
-Adieu-
November 14, 2007
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Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, and things. You CAN’T use your name for the boy/girl name. Nothing made up!
Your name: Clarence
Four words: Cabbage, Careful, Cock, Citrosis
State/country: China
Boy Name: Christopher
Girl Name: Christina
Occupation: Chef
Something you can wear: Calvin Klein Underwear
Something found in a kitchen: Cans of Baked Beans
Something you shout: CXXX BXXX
Something you do at school: Careful
Name of an animal: Chi hwa hwa
Name of a drink: Chivas
Name a holiday: Children Day
Name a body part: Cock
Should SIA allow sex in the exclusive suites of its new Super-Jumbo Aircraft, the A380? November 13, 2007
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HOT TOPIC!!!Speaking about sex…
:: Playing Facebook is so in::
My stand is definitely To ALLOW!!!
Excuse me, we pay 10,000++ dollars to enjoy the privacy and the high-class service by gorgeous air-steward(ess)
How can we afford not to make full use of the privileges!?
Don’t tell me you will sit on the bed mundanely throughout the 6 hours trip(Singapore to Sydney)reading books and watching vcd
*Worst…we can’t chat with friends on phone*
So the only way to spend time wisely (ranging from 15 minutes to 1 hour) is to have Sex In almost Zero Gravity!!!
How cool is that!!!
:: Comfy Queen Size bed with high grade champagne…can you resist not to have sex? ::
A question to ponder…would you mind sleeping on a previous couple’s love nest?
When there are…
Semen stain on the bed sheet ( The guy should take up markmanship course)
Vagina Discharge (The girl should visit a family doctor, remind me of Nasi kum kum)
Shit Stain ( Anal sex between heterosexual is allowed)
Dirty Hairs
Body Odor
Crumpled and smelly bedsheet ( When you have sex, you will sweat)
EEEEE YUCKS!!!
Think again…
Afterall, we have the cleaning aunty to help us clear up the nasty mess with tons litre of Dettol Detergent . The suite cost 10,000 dollars +++ each person and I don’t see why there are reasons for the cleaning company not changing bedsheets after every trip…
Thus, I am sure we will get to sleep on a brand new bed and again, have sex on the plane! Wahahaha!
Having sex on plane is way damn cool!
“Another possible explanation to consider is sexual exploration as part of sexual development. This is done to learn about sexuality to ascertain where on the spectrum one lies. Take puberty for instance, that exciting phase of one’s life. The sexual world is an oyster waiting to be exploited without defined sexualities.”
-Adios-
Sleepy Hairy crabs! November 12, 2007
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Yesterday after work went met up with the Akatsuki celebrate on the member’s birthday.
Happy Birthday Ting Zhen!
:: The petite Ray must be feeling damn sad!::
As promised earlier, daddy bought back 4 DA ZHA XIE, also known as the Hairy crabs! It cost 70 dollars per crab in a famous chinese restaurant and I am considered quite lucky get to eat it at home =)
It cost 170 dollars if we bought back 6 small crabs and cook ourself!
What makes this season crabs expensive? This crab only grow in fresh water lake in China and one can cost 1000 buck per crab,depends on clean the “shrine” is.
Anyway, it is not difficult to prepare the delicate crustaceans…
:: Boil the Herb::
:: Cover it with a stand::
:: Wash the crab::
:: Followed by placing the crab on the stand and let the hot steam penetrate every angle of the crab::
TA DA!
:: You got yourself lovely crabs::
:: The only crab you get to eat the eggs! I am eating the male one which have fewer eggs than the female::
:: Snatch some eggs from the female crab, notice the different?::
:: Decided to try the meat…just poke ass through the leg::
:: The Ginger Tea is a good combination::
:: Another crab for me::
:: The meat is succintly sweet, ever tasted lobster? Sweeter than lobster =)::
Alright, I sense people are jealous of how fortunate I am get to eat the rare jewels… please don’t slap me ok ( i got serious bad complexion soon)
Monday blue…
:: The frog is sleeping ::
:: Same as majority of the class ( this person is not me) ::
Recharge November 10, 2007
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After 6 days of working none stop without enough sleep, finally I got chance to recharge myself on that faithful Friday
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Welcome back Boy-slut!
ROAR!!!!
Being a Camwhore is so in
STOP IT! YOU GAY!Anyway went out with yong sheng watch Stardust! A movie must to watch! Rating 4/5
Outside HMV I saw mok mok who wave hi to me
Lastly, I bought Jay’s Album! 9/10 songs are nice! Worth the money!
Tomorrow is one of the Akatsuki member’s birthday, looking forward to it!
-off to sleep-
My take on the case of the tourists who humiliated the old Trishaw Man November 9, 2007
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Adapted From Stomp
Three burly men. One elderly trishaw driver ferrying them. One steep road in Singapore. Think this is an ordinary holiday video?Think again.
This video on the internet surfaced recently and has caused much anger amongst many Singaporeans as it shows an old trishaw rider being harassed by the three foreigners, who think he’s riding too slowly.
And to make matters worse, the video was uploaded by one of the men in the video himself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB_GoQ-h9Zg
Pains and anger was beginning deep within me, accompanied by a rising sense of disgust and indignant while the video was playing.
Incensed at the sheer heartlessness of some people.
Indignant that we have no laws that disallow old fragile people like that uncle to work as such.
I find it highly ridiculous that they had the audacity to post their video up on youtube. With their face shown, obviously, they don’t think any authority will catch them as they are the income generator for Singapore.
How much I wished I could be there stop the three stout ang mohs from bullying the ah pek!
I succumb to immense rage ( almost throw the DS i am holding on to the floor) when one of them goes “$5 my farkin’ arse!” and they end up leaving in the taxi without paying the poor old uncle for all his sweat and effort.
It’s horrible, ghastly, nasty, mean, and totally ‘bastardly’.
SHAME ON THEM!
The sight of the old and frail men toiling at physically demanding jobs just so to feed themselves never fails to incite strong emotions of sympathy and sadness in me.
It were these older folks like him who are the ones whose very hard work and tenacity have made Singapore the prosperous nation like it is today.
I was also motivated. Motivated to make damn sure my grandparents and parents will always be taken care of by me as best as I can.
A big salute to our old trishaw riders and hopefully, we were allowed to pelt rotten eggs on the three bullies!
*They have already apologised to the ah pek, it shows they have the heart*
Adios
Lots of first time in a camp! November 7, 2007
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Met with lots of unhappiness before the camp start, but after facilitate a group of fun loving teens, my mood had become lots better. In fact, I miss them more than the camp. haha!
1) First time being a camp instructor
The main reason I am joining this camp is not about the pay but wanted to learn things like how to manage a camp, how to become a good camp instructor and have fun. Sadly, I am always those shy and introvert follower, never have chance to be those dominant and extrovert leader.
“Can you have some sense of urgency!” I feel like shouting at top of my lungs to the camper but too bad I don’t have the courage.
Anyway, I make a wise choice working with Ray, guiding this wonderful group of people.
They call themself Akatsuki!
Not this
But this (counting out the malay girls)
With the facililator, without me. Don’t look at the top right corner
Can somebody send me a namelist of the campers! ARGH!! I got serious short term memory, can’t remember all thier names! Better than they call me, “The HIV” ROAR!!!!
Two helpful chinese girls: Sweeping the floor, I remember. LOL! Very ‘On’ people.
Ah Fan: Sibeh active
Johnathan: Mr horny
Malay guy (Khairi): Sing Ai wo bie zhou
Purple hair (Kan feng): Vist bah bok with Mr horny
Wear spec boy (brian): Talkative
Tall guy (Yi chew): Tall
An adorable secondary 2 kids: When he roll on the floor and his taling all this sibeh cute lah! HAHAHAHHA! I can’t stop laughing!
Seeing them remind me of how boring my secondary school life is! When I am secondary three, there is no anime and the only online game available is gunbound!
Ice-breaking game : Wack-o and some kuku life story whatever. It prove to be a fun one when nobody bother to smack me! Roar! All of them share the same hobby, playing maplestory and watching naruto!
A-hem, hardcore naruto fan here =D
Maplestory? I am one of those “chionger” maple pioneer when Maplestroy just started in Singapore ( beta version). If i remember correctly, my user id is very gay : Winterboy! And the first character I played is a warrior.
After quiting it, I join again playing as cleric, Narutofreak!
Chioning game then is so in! I can sit infront my lappy for 24 hours without eye close casting magical claw on cute monsters and hopping the EXP bar faster filled up.
After quting it again LOL!, I join again playing mapleglobal as bowman in cassopia, Xiao Rong Bao. Sadly, I never reached level 100 and quit again -.-
OK! FORGET ABOUT The No LIFE then!!! I rather invest my time now leading a high end life before enter Hell (NS)!
*Thanks to ray who do the first saying and turn “on” thier potential team spirit.
2nd first time: Visit Haunted hotspots in Singapore
Too bad, never have a chance visit Old changi hospital! Trust me, my heart is trembling hard when walking along the dark road beside Old camp and Old commando Barracks. I don’t even dare to look into the buildings
While we were existing from the nightmares, a sudden flashlight suddenly shine on us!Walking towards us are three blur figures of green. They were wearing hat and carry what look like a spear towards us…
JAPANSESE SOLDIERS SPRIT!
*SCREAM*
They are actually security guards who chase us off from there! Really scary loh!!! Wearing hat some more! AHHHHHHH!!
What to do if a hordes of japanese soldiers marching towards you?
1) Run back ( Probably, the ghost will chase you)
2) Run into the haunted barracks (The japanse solders follow you in as they were having meeting)
3)Stand there freeze while they march past you! ( I will cry man! Blood and decompose smell linger around you)
Wisest method!
Say konichiwa to them
What happen if ray was holding on to her toy monkey, MoMo then?
“The solders will throw MoMo in the sky and *CHAAAA* spear the monkey and holding it like a flag pole. The next group of daredevils will see a floating MoMo walking around in the darkness before they realise is the japanse general holding on.”
Sad enough, the kids never have the chance to visit them =( Despite that, at least they got took part in the blindfolded mission!
You are not seeing things.
Water spilling game! Poor Serene kana it most! HAHHAA!
Mud-water duh
Whoever reach last will kana splashed by the other team
The kids planning their strategies
3) First time doing low class job!
Our group have come out with wonderful skit but too bad they didn’t get to perform at plaza singapura! Trust me, they really have the courage and mentality doing skit infront the public!
The plan have changed to distributing some ugly shopping bag! Argh! Totally piss me off when I have to do thise kind of Low class thing, especially when my name boldly encrested on my back! Shit you!
4) Bah boks are so pretty!
Worry about why my two group members, Mr horny and Purple hair never came back, the only awake me and cheng zhe decided to venture to changi village check what is going on
This is my first time went to changi village during mid night mingle around with the bah bok! Trust me, you go there once, you will never dare to go there anymore! It is even scarier than going to the haunted place!
“Boy, boy,boy,boy,boy…” two of them keep calling me! ARGHHHHHHHH!! SCREAMM! I WANT TO ESCAPE FROM THERE without getting cornered!
SWAY SWAY! When me and cheng zhe walking back, torrental rain set in! The most digusting and horrible thing…me and him got stranded at a deserted bus stop! AHHHH!!!Even more disgusting than bah bok calling me.
But it is better than you got stranded alone when just few meters away is Old changi hospital, old commando barracks and the Devil camp.
5) Teaching the kids about STD!
Due to heavy prior knowlege about STD, I was tasked to came out with the problem statement. Me and ray have a wonderful time gossiping with our group instead.
At least, not as brazen and unglam as him.
Lastly, the only good food we ate…
Let the picture of the bungalow we stayed in serve as the relic of our precious moments together in this 3 days 2 night!
It pains my heart when some one I respected most actually hate me!
and yes…YOU YOU YOU YOU! HOW DARE YOU SAY I am useless to the campers! Er hem…
Motherfuckerfatassochaocheebyenehnehduadualiatbullshitljgot syphilis!
